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A parody Kenny Logins song about taking a dump, "This is Shit" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/11/2016, 9:05am PST
"This is Shit"
Sung to the tune of Kenny Loggins "This is It"


There've been times in my life, I've been wonderin' why I can't go.
Still, somehow I believed constipation would subside.
Now, I'm not so sure
I'm waiting here,
for one good bowel movement to try
But, what more can I say? What's left to provide?

You think that maybe it's empty
Only if it wants it to be
Are you gonna wait for a fart, your sphincter pop?
Sit down and crap.
(This is shit.)
Make no mistake where you are.
(This is shit.)
Your back's to the commode.
(This is shit.)
Don't be a shithead anymore.
(This is shit.)
The waiting is over,

No, don't have the runs.
No way to hide.
No time for wonderin' why.
It's here, the moment is now, about to defecate.
Let 'em smell.
Leave it behind.
But keep T.P. near to your ass.
Know whatever you do, it's here by your side.

You said that maybe it's empty
Not if it don't want it to be
For once in your life, here's your nice clean dump.
Sit down and crap.
(This is shit.)
Make no mistake where you are.
(This is shit.)
You're goin' no further.
(This is shit.)
Until it's over and done.

(No one can tell you what the bowel holds.)
Oh-oh-oh-oh.
(Who makes the choice of how it goes?)
You might have to strain this time.
(You know.)
Comes out clay in every night.

(This is shit.)
Make no mistake where you are.
(This is shit.)
You're goin' no further.
(This is shit.)
Until it's over and done.
(This is shit.)
One way or another.
(This is shit.)
(No one can tell what the bowel holds.)
(This is shit.)
Your back's to the commode.
(This is shit.)
(You make the choice of how hard it goes.)
(This is shit.)
The waiting is over.
(This is shit.)
(No one can tell what the bowel holds.)
(This is shit.)
You're goin' no further.
(This is shit.)
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