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by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2017, 9:41am PST

Dream Cast wrote:

If you find a child who is willing to review Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2, tell them to mention your name somewhere in the body and I will count it as half a review from you and half a review from the child. This means that if you get five children to write reviews, I will treat it the same as if you wrote two and a half reviews yourself. I'm going to set a hard limit of ten children to prevent abuse. If you know more than ten children who want to write reviews, pick the ten most fair and even-handed ones. Optionally, you can make one child a wild child, someone who runs hot and cold and isn't afraid to buck the system. Do you understand how a pyramid scheme works? This is your chance to be near the top of one.

I have Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 1 (one?) (:Origin?) via Steam. I was all prepared to install it, get frustrated at the lack of something in the game (lack of windowed mode, un-re-map-able controls, a hot chick not immediately getting naked in Westworld on the other monitor, but 5 whole minutes after her introduction; you know, all the frustration classics) and spaz out, but when I came back to make sure I had all the details (a lifetime of quality assurance!) I see the "2" there.

Which, for some reason, is not available on Steam. That AMAZES me. Not that I found a way to get irl frustrated by a game at like t-minus 30 minutes to me owning it, but that they don't understand that Pac-Man is really more of a mascot character for the 35-and-up crowd. The kids today are more into Paw Patrol. (Acceptable to me, the fact that each episode has a mystery is raising a generation of future enthusiasts of detective noir.)

So I'm getting this now for the 360. Next weekend I'm babysitting like 4 kids, ages 1.5 - 9 ("10-in-two-months!"). I will get their impressions and I will provide my own. If you can hold out for one week you'll have your answers. Though I suspect organizing this with a single 360 controller will go like an episode of Li'l Rascals, only without the black Rascals (sorry, it's Colorado and I know very little people regardless of race) and without the girl Rascals, although I think they (Rascals, not Paw Patrol) did have episodes that featured the He-Man Women's Hater Club, so I think we're gonna be operating in canon after all.

ICJ

Review Request: Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2 NT by Dream Cast 01/27/2017, 1:54pm PST NEW

I'm going to open this up to your children and friends of your children. by Dream Cast 01/27/2017, 10:26pm PST NEW

I'll take you up on this, but there are some systemic conditions I can't avoid. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2017, 9:41am PST NEW

I don't know much about either game, I just heard the second was an improvement. by Dream Cast 01/28/2017, 1:44pm PST NEW

Everything I Know About Ken Levine by Dream Cast 01/29/2017, 6:51pm PST NEW

This post made me reevaluate my life NT by Roop 01/30/2017, 8:03pm PST NEW

Only Jerry made the Bioshock/Batman comparison. NT by It is Jerry! 01/30/2017, 8:18pm PST NEW