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by Garak Cunt-Killer 03/15/2017, 8:30pm PDT |
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I'm going to spin my chair so fast I travel back in time to before those FAWKIN BRITISH SLUTS got their meaty paws on Mass Effect. *whup whup whup whup* Oh no I travelled back too far, there's dinosaurs everywhere! Better spin the other way. *whup whup whup* Made it! Just in time, too, I can see the slags stampeding for the front door at Bioware, plansexual sash flan fics calsped in their big clammy mitts. FEAR ME, SLAGS!! *pow, pow* *pew* *weeeeeee-ooooow* *zzap* *zzap* And your fucking heads explode and you're done. Mass Effect is saved! Now to get my chair spinning again and--oh no! My chair has been destroyed from all the celebratory bouncing up and down on it, looks like I will have to go through life with ideas ten to twenty years ahead of their time while the rest of you catch up to me!
In case you couldn't tell the preceding is just a vision that flashed before my eyes while I was being eaten by dinosaurs, do not buy the new Mass Effect, it is still feminized rubbish. |
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New Mass Effect is shit according to RPS by skip 03/14/2017, 9:08pm PDT 
So long and thanks for all the Renegade points NT by Worm 03/14/2017, 9:52pm PDT
They were all this terrible. Glad Walker can finally recognize that. NT by Mysterious Stranger 03/14/2017, 11:07pm PDT
ahhahahahhaahahahahahahahahaha NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/14/2017, 11:10pm PDT
Re: New Mass Effect is shit according to RPS by Oom Shnibble 03/15/2017, 12:54am PDT
Re: New Mass Effect is shit according to RPS by Kenny Mayne 03/15/2017, 9:10am PDT
Desecration of corpses in war isn't always a hack job. by Oom Shnibble 03/15/2017, 5:19pm PDT
Bioware is a strong argument for less women in game development NT by also Uncharted 03/15/2017, 10:33am PDT
Not getting it. Explain to me. It's mostly men making that shit. NT by Daniel 03/15/2017, 2:23pm PDT
When you gonna post your address, Danny boy? NT by Internet Tough Guy patrol 03/15/2017, 4:17pm PDT
I will no longer be replying to my trolls. NT by Daniel 03/15/2017, 7:21pm PDT
(deep breath) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NT by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG 03/15/2017, 9:08pm PDT
Re: (deep breath) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA by REEEE 06/02/2021, 9:03am PDT
Point out all the men that Bioware hired from pansexual slash fan fiction forums NT by Go! 03/15/2017, 6:26pm PDT
You could point out all those men with one hand slapping a woman in the mouth. NT by Garak Cunt-Killer 03/15/2017, 7:35pm PDT
I use to love Mass Effect before it fell to the slags. by Garak Cunt-Killer 03/15/2017, 8:30pm PDT
This could be you, Daniel by but you playin 03/15/2017, 11:14pm PDT
Not impressed. NT by Daniel 03/17/2017, 8:11pm PDT
You can't know how jazzed I was when you showed up by skip 03/15/2017, 6:12pm PDT
A few people have been suggesting all the t poses and weird faces are plants by Worm 03/17/2017, 10:43pm PDT
It's only March and this could be the biggest gaming clusterfuck of the year by skip 03/18/2017, 1:42pm PDT
Maybe the chick is using Psionics or whatever it's called in that .GIF by mike williams usgamer 03/20/2017, 2:17am PDT
lazy/bad motion capture stunt work or poor use of the captured data by Eurotrash 03/20/2017, 2:43pm PDT
Shouldn't AAA developers have a library of standard animations by Oom Shnibble 03/20/2017, 3:34pm PDT
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