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Doctor Strange is a strong contender for worst Marvel movie. by I'm probably forgetting some. 05/06/2017, 11:03pm PDT
I had to double check the file name to make sure I didn't accidentally watch Green Lantern again. It's the same fucking movie! It's the same fucking movie as Green Lantern and it has a 90% "Fresh" Tomatometer. Explain that one to me.

Stephen Strange is Hal Jordan, Christine Palmer is Carol Farris, The Ancient One is Abin Sur, Wong is Kilowog, Kaecilius is Hector Hammond, Dormammu is Parallax, and - spoiler alert for the post-credits scene in BOTH MOVIES - Mordo is Sinestro. The only character arc that wasn't in Green Lantern is the sentient cape, and that's only because it was in Spawn instead.

Every single dialogue scene builds to a cutesy little comedy button. Every one feels forced and artificial, but also 100% necessary, because the actual content of the dialogue is always SUFFOCATINGLY DULL. You can't even call most of it predictable, because the words coming out of the actors' mouths are just a random soup of magical babble pointing in the direction of a hero's journey. You CAN call the medical parts predictable.

How the hell did they make a whole movie about Eastern mysticism with only a single Asian character, and then also make him the comedy relief? If not for the reassuringly human trait of racism, I might have guessed this whole picture was stitched together by a well-meaning DVR. One with nothing to work with but Sherlock and Green Lantern.
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Doctor Strange is a strong contender for worst Marvel movie. by I'm probably forgetting some. 05/06/2017, 11:03pm PDT NEW
    This is the first movie I regret not catching in 3d at the theater. by Fullofkittens 05/07/2017, 6:57am PDT NEW
        It would probably be pretty good on a laptop on a rollercoaster, too. by Black Velvet Dimension 05/07/2017, 8:06am PDT NEW
            Re: It would probably be pretty good on a laptop on a rollercoaster, too. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/07/2017, 11:40am PDT NEW
                Re: It would probably be pretty good on a laptop on a rollercoaster, too. by Black Velvet Dimension 05/07/2017, 3:20pm PDT NEW
                +1 on being interested in the one that's got the trailer out NT by Fullofkittens 05/07/2017, 3:57pm PDT NEW
        No on Thor by fabio 05/07/2017, 9:16am PDT NEW
    It may have been the worst until Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 by Fullofkittens 05/07/2017, 3:56pm PDT NEW
        I don't think it was the worst ever. I was bored by it. Definitely doesn't NT by deserve the cockslobbery RLM gave 05/07/2017, 8:38pm PDT NEW
            I previously held RLM Jay and Priscilla Page as my only trusted critics by FoK 05/09/2017, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                Filthy will never steer you wrong by fabio 05/10/2017, 2:55am PDT NEW
                    General agreement with the review but holy shit that guy is a horrible writer NT by Fullofkittens 05/10/2017, 5:39am PDT NEW
                        I won't argue by fabio: Twilight hater, nazi 05/10/2017, 5:54pm PDT NEW
                No, it was boring. There are 2 things I don't trust RLM on: Comic-book movies NT by and Star Wars 05/10/2017, 8:08am PDT NEW
    Current top MCU for me: #3: Civil War #2: Winter Soldier #1: Iron Man 3 by FoK 05/10/2017, 6:47pm PDT NEW
 
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