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Hey it's the VR guy! by Hi, VR guy! 07/16/2017, 11:35pm PDT
How did you fall into Caltrops' latest perpetual contrarian role? Did you answer an ad? Did an uncle get you the gig?
Bicyclists are Assholes. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 2:41pm PST NEW
    Was this the east side of town or the west? Just curious. NT by laudablepuss 01/28/2013, 3:00pm PST NEW
        Downtown. Students. NT by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 3:04pm PST NEW
    More Bicycle Assholery. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 3:14pm PST NEW
        Probably why communism requires a dictator. :( NT by laudablepuss 01/28/2013, 3:19pm PST NEW
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by fabio 01/28/2013, 4:25pm PST NEW
        douche off by fabio 01/28/2013, 4:34pm PST NEW
            The basketball guy NT by Fullofkittens 01/28/2013, 7:21pm PST NEW
        Said someone by Who never rides a bike 07/30/2014, 4:59pm PDT NEW
            threaded forums are sure hard by laudablepuss 07/31/2014, 9:04am PDT NEW
    If your car was steamroller you'd complain it's too slow, gets shitty gas miles NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/28/2013, 10:38pm PST NEW
    Nothing beats San Francisco/Bay Area bikers by Arbit 01/29/2013, 12:36pm PST NEW
    Ha-ha! by Mischief Maker 02/08/2013, 6:35pm PST NEW
    Therapy by justified homicide 02/27/2013, 8:26pm PST NEW
        Best video I have ever seen. NT by Souffle of Pain 02/27/2013, 9:24pm PST NEW
        another by death threat depreciation 11/29/2014, 10:58pm PST NEW
        More Critical Mass assholes by fuckers 09/14/2015, 4:01pm PDT NEW
            Even funnier, it was a ZIPCAR NT by the poster child for going CARLESS 09/14/2015, 10:20pm PDT NEW
    More assholes by fabio 03/01/2013, 5:21pm PST NEW
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Roop 03/01/2013, 11:06pm PST NEW
        "I should have killed him when I had the chance. He'd be dead now." -Breaking Aw NT by ay Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/02/2013, 12:20am PST NEW
            You could turn it all around in an instant--and become instantly wheelchair cool by Roop 03/02/2013, 4:05am PST NEW
    Come to think of it by withheld 03/03/2013, 2:51pm PST NEW
        damn by withheld 04/03/2013, 10:24pm PDT NEW
    ASSHOLES by withheld 04/05/2013, 12:17pm PDT NEW
        "Poverty Tourists" I like that! I'm gonna use that in the future. by Mischief Mixer 04/05/2013, 12:47pm PDT NEW
    So I tried to rent a bike by fuckers 05/16/2013, 9:50am PDT NEW
        See my previous post about the red bikes by Mischief Maker 05/16/2013, 10:41am PDT NEW
            There's only 2 reasons for this as far as I can tell by fuckers 05/16/2013, 11:09am PDT NEW
                Ah Yes, a little of the ol' bilk and milk! NT by Worm 05/16/2013, 1:23pm PDT NEW
        Holy shit. Zipcar is like $74 a day NT by Entropy Stew 05/16/2013, 11:59am PDT NEW
            and we're less than $1000 NT by limos 05/16/2013, 2:24pm PDT NEW
    Asshole bicyclist takes matters into his own hands by asshole 05/29/2013, 3:01am PDT NEW
        Ballcap+sunglasses over balaclava sets new standard for all douchebags. NT by fucking newbie 05/29/2013, 5:19am PDT NEW
        "Thieves bring out the worst in this city" by Worm 05/29/2013, 6:21am PDT NEW
    Assholes x14 by Mischief Maker 07/20/2013, 5:48pm PDT NEW
        The whole bike taxi trend is obnoxious by fuckers 07/24/2013, 7:53pm PDT NEW
    Felony Manslaughter by laudablepuss 07/24/2013, 11:13am PDT NEW
        The victim was jaywalking so they cancel each other out, your honor! NT by MM 07/24/2013, 4:09pm PDT NEW
    The only people worse than cyclists are motorists. by Jerry Whorebach 07/24/2013, 1:12pm PDT NEW
        Re: The only people worse than cyclists are motorists. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/24/2013, 2:24pm PDT NEW
            Knock on Wood.. . by ICJ 07/24/2013, 7:14pm PDT NEW
        Being a rider made me a better driver by Entropy Stew 07/25/2013, 11:00am PDT NEW
            It literally gives you spider-sense by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/26/2013, 12:52am PDT NEW
                Shortly after I started riding I nearly ended up in an SUV's grille by Entropy Stew 07/26/2013, 6:53am PDT NEW
    Simply touching a bike gives total ownership of the road. by Mischief Maker 09/10/2013, 6:11pm PDT NEW
    So I've started biking to work by fabio 07/27/2014, 11:26pm PDT NEW
        Sidewalks by Fullofkittens 07/28/2014, 3:45am PDT NEW
        Absolutely correct by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 7:16am PDT NEW
            Per your request... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/28/2014, 1:34pm PDT NEW
                "Denver Be Bikes" NT by god 07/28/2014, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                    Can you make all your posts with a high-end ASCII character please? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 5:38pm PDT NEW
        Re: So I've started biking to work by laudablepuss 07/28/2014, 3:10pm PDT NEW
            Re: So I've started biking to work by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 5:39pm PDT NEW
                My bike store guy by Fullofkittens 07/28/2014, 6:01pm PDT NEW
        The roads in the US just aren't designed for bicycles. by blackwater 08/01/2014, 1:25am PDT NEW
            I might have bought this before I started biking myself by fabio 08/01/2014, 11:38pm PDT NEW
                Yep. I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane... because... by blackwater 08/02/2014, 8:48am PDT NEW
                    Re: Yep. I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane... because... by Fullofkittens 09/27/2014, 6:59pm PDT NEW
        More encounters with the bicyclist menace by fabio 08/05/2014, 6:06am PDT NEW
            They really are garbage human beings. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2014, 11:21am PDT NEW
                "Utterly amazed that they don't, as a culture, stop" NT by THE ETERNAL CYCLIST 07/16/2017, 1:05pm PDT NEW
    Over here it's not that big of a problem, at least not out here in the sticks by Eurotrash 08/02/2014, 1:02am PDT NEW
    Douchebag saxophonist and competitive cyclist renders mother braindead in NY by WITTGENSTEIN 09/21/2014, 6:01am PDT NEW
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Mischief Maker 09/29/2016, 6:53am PDT NEW
        Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/29/2016, 9:02am PDT NEW
            I suggest we bring back the pillory by Public Bikehole Punishment 10/01/2016, 1:27pm PDT NEW
    Another bicyclist gets what he deserves by Car Owner, "Thought Leader" 07/15/2017, 11:42pm PDT NEW
        Be honest, how many times did everyone replay the impact? NT by mine was 18 07/16/2017, 6:41am PDT NEW
        Only twice! by buy satisfying :DDD 07/16/2017, 1:01pm PDT NEW
    100% Agree!!! Any reasonable adult would just mount their bike to a car and NT by drive it to a fucking bike trail. 07/16/2017, 8:32pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, cuz the bike commuter assholes who we're complaining about are the same NT by As recreational trail bikers 07/16/2017, 10:59pm PDT NEW
        "and drive it off a cliff" NT by THE ETERNAL CYCLIST 07/16/2017, 11:07pm PDT NEW
            I heard the eternal footman, bought himself a bike to race. NT by Tori Amos 07/16/2017, 11:35pm PDT NEW
        Hey it's the VR guy! by Hi, VR guy! 07/16/2017, 11:35pm PDT NEW
            Unless you guys are being ironically anti-cyclist here, I'm pretty sure all I NT by did was agree with the OP. 07/17/2017, 1:18am PDT NEW
                Three exclamation points causes the sarcasm detector to trigger NT by laudablepuss 07/17/2017, 11:38am PDT NEW
                    He who disobeys The Automobile, PBUH, will be punished NT by Death to the cycle-sympathizers!!! 07/17/2017, 10:10pm PDT NEW
            That wasn't me. Wow guys, don't lose your minds about someone being optimistic. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/18/2017, 8:52am PDT NEW
                The word you're looking for is "passive aggressive" NT by fag 07/18/2017, 9:08am PDT NEW
                    We were thinking more "deluded" by Caltrops judges 07/18/2017, 9:17am PDT NEW
                    Oh no, was someone with a different opinion "passive aggressive" in tone to you? by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/18/2017, 10:13pm PDT NEW
                        It's not MY fault you cretins are too blind to appreciate THE FUTURE! NT by oh no muh opinions!!! 07/19/2017, 6:22am PDT NEW
                            I really upset you this much? NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 10:30am PDT NEW
                                He doesn't seem upset to me. Are you upset? Maybe you're upset NT by STRAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 11:22am PDT NEW
                                    He seemed upset to me, yes. But I'm sure you know him better, so fair enough. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 12:01pm PDT NEW
                                        Could someone link a video of a car plowing through this subthread? NT by Mysterioso 07/19/2017, 12:02pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Could someone link a video of a car plowing through this subthread? by Sure 07/21/2017, 8:23am PDT NEW
                                I am laughing at you filling your pants with futurist poo, you dummy. NT by "umad?" that's all you got? 07/19/2017, 12:09pm PDT NEW
                                    I also have optimism about the future of VR, but that seems too much for you. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 3:24pm PDT NEW
                                        a case of mistaken identity by Mysterio, "The Cyclist Terminator" 07/19/2017, 9:36pm PDT NEW
                                    Let's all enjoy Fussbett's classic post on futurists by hoverboard 07/19/2017, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                                        Fussbett's outlook is admirable NT by Mysterio, "The Cyclist Terminator" 07/19/2017, 9:33pm PDT NEW
                                        Speculating on 1 or 2 upcoming generations of video games is being a futurist? by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/20/2017, 11:34pm PDT NEW
                        In the future I'll be accused of cyber bullying. NT by Nostradamus 07/19/2017, 7:26am PDT NEW
    "Fixie" Enthusiast, Murderer by Chillum 08/16/2017, 1:15pm PDT NEW
    Is it alright to hate on street joggers under this thread as well, or should I NT by start up another one? thank you. 08/17/2017, 5:10am PDT NEW
        Post funny stories wherever! This thread is good, either way is fine NT by laudablepuss 08/17/2017, 3:57pm PDT NEW
        Why bother hating on joggers? NT by They're destroying their knees 08/18/2017, 11:12am PDT NEW
            ^confirmed fatty NT by activate capture net 08/20/2017, 5:55pm PDT NEW
    Yeah, fuck people who don't want to drive a gas-guzzler by - "Caltrops", thought leader 08/17/2017, 3:49pm PDT NEW
        Please put your pants back on, crazy NT by laudablepuss 08/17/2017, 3:58pm PDT NEW
    Bicyclists ARE assholes. Well not all of them but, you know. by deep illiom 08/18/2017, 10:36pm PDT NEW
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