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I mailed the following on my personal letterhead by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2017, 8:04am PDT
......................................................July 22, 2017

.................. Jury Commissioner
.................. 14735 Main Street Room M2400
.................. Upper Marlboro, MD 20774

To the reader of this letter:

As the copy of the enclosed Jury Summons shows, I have been compelled to appear on August 28. In checking schedules I have discovered the quickest route means I have to take 3 buses to get to the Prince George’s County Circuit Court from my house. According to the schedules from WMATA and Prince George’s County The Bus (and this presumes The Bus will operate on time according to the printed schedule, a concept that anyone who knows The Bus would bust a gut and laugh hysterically if you asked them if they believed it), the connections to the Route 21 bus do not make it possible to get to the courthouse by 7:30.

The best I can do - again, presuming The Bus runs on schedule and WMATA buses all make their connections on time, which over the years I’ve ridden The Bus out to Upper Marlboro almost never happens - is 7:45 plus perhaps 5 minutes to get to the jury office.. It appears it is not possible to get to the building on The Bus any earlier than 7:45 according to the printed schedules. I will need a written excuse to arrive at approximately 7:50, if this is acceptable

If this is not acceptable, please advise me as to what time I should expect Sheriff’s Deputies will arrive at my home to transport me, and my power wheelchair, to the court since this appears the only other method available if it is absolutely essential I be there by 7:30. I would only need transport to the court, when coming back at 4:30 buses are available.

Please respond at your earliest convenience so I may be aware of what to do.

Sincerely,



Paul Robinson
“A computer programmer and Notary Public in and for the Commonwealth of Virginia at Large, and the State of Maryland in and for Prince George’s County.”
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I have been called! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/13/2017, 8:33pm PDT NEW
    Roll into the jury room, dramatically stab spatula into the table like in 12 Ang NT by Vested Id 07/13/2017, 8:41pm PDT NEW
    Re: I have been called! by Roop 07/14/2017, 6:00am PDT NEW
        That's a dangerous tactic to use. by here's why: 07/14/2017, 6:32pm PDT NEW
            Re: That's a dangerous tactic to use. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 12:49pm PDT NEW
                So they read one of your essays and they still selected you?!?! NT by speechless. 07/15/2017, 4:05pm PDT NEW
                    No, actually nobody selected me. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 6:13pm PDT NEW
                        Ok, sorry. I had made the assumption that when you were filling out the by accommodations for dissabilty form 07/15/2017, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Ok, sorry. I had made the assumption that when you were filling out the by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 8:46pm PDT NEW
                                That makes no sense. What's the point of the questionnaire if they also order NT by you to come in person? 07/16/2017, 2:18am PDT NEW
                                    Re: That makes no sense. What's the point of the questionnaire... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/16/2017, 3:27am PDT NEW
                                        Do you have to call a number in about a week to find out if you are to report NT by or not? 07/16/2017, 3:58am PDT NEW
                                            Never mind, I just read that part in your summons. ouch the evening before the by day? That's a bit of a ball breaker 07/16/2017, 4:14am PDT NEW
                                                Depends on the case by Mysterio, "Juror A" 07/16/2017, 12:52pm PDT NEW
                                                    Those are all reasonable points for why most people dislike jury duty, I feel NT by the good outweighs the bad for me. 07/16/2017, 5:17pm PDT NEW
                                                You're not the only one who would want to be summoned by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2017, 1:19am PDT NEW
                                                    What!? You can't ignore/throw away a summons, the judge'll issue a warrant for NT by your arrest. You're fucking nuts. 07/19/2017, 6:28am PDT NEW
                                                        I could and I did ignore jury summonses with impunity by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 8:13pm PDT NEW
                                                            Los Angeles is worse than I said by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                                            WTF!? Long Beach, breaking the law? Did you get disabled fighting in a gang war? NT by Pimp Commander Darcos (circa 1982) 07/22/2017, 9:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                I only became disabled around 2006 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/23/2017, 8:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Damn, sorry to here that, I guess the streets really do catch up with you NT by eventually? 07/23/2017, 9:18pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Ok, sorry. I had made the assumption that when you were filling out the by laudablepuss 07/17/2017, 12:07pm PDT NEW
    How to get out of jury duty by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 1:30pm PDT NEW
        Correction: As of July 1, 2017, Maryland State Minimum Wage is $9.25 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 1:35pm PDT NEW
            TDARCOS v Prince George's County by Mysterio, "Thot Leader" 07/15/2017, 4:15pm PDT NEW
                Re: TDARCOS v Prince George's County by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 5:58pm PDT NEW
                    Worthwhile, but please be represented properly NT by Mysterio, "I am not a lawyer" 07/16/2017, 1:08pm PDT NEW
    What's more interesting if the Jury Pool isn't enough by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 6:41pm PDT NEW
    Re: I have been called! by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/16/2017, 9:45pm PDT NEW
        or found in contempt..... NT by "Juror,you can't object!"-the judge 07/16/2017, 10:15pm PDT NEW
        Coach ICJ calls TDARCOS off the bench by THE LOCUST 07/16/2017, 11:12pm PDT NEW
        Minimum Wage Requirements by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/17/2017, 9:12am PDT NEW
            I still say you just fall asleep during the movie NT by Roop 07/17/2017, 11:25am PDT NEW
                This presumes they have a movie. They may have a booklet or a live speaker NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2017, 1:25am PDT NEW
                    Maybe I'll just take a bathroom break when they're about to start the video. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2017, 1:26am PDT NEW
                        They'll have to clear the courtroom! The stenographer's going to wear out NT by the F key on her little machine. 07/19/2017, 2:17am PDT NEW
                            hahaha classy by laudablepuss 07/19/2017, 9:16am PDT NEW
                                OK if sleeping won't work, just act dead for a little bit. You can do this Paul NT by Roop 07/20/2017, 12:24pm PDT NEW
    All rise. I said, all rise. ALL RISE, MR ROBINSON. YOU ARE IN CONTEMPT OF COURT NT by Eurotrash 07/19/2017, 4:18pm PDT NEW
        Your honor, use your head for something OTHER than a HAT RACK! NT by Juror Robinson found in contempt 07/19/2017, 9:42pm PDT NEW
        I have been in courts many times in a wheelchair by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 8:21pm PDT NEW
            Here's a question I've been wanting to ask you for some time but couldn't come by up with a polite way of doing so: 07/21/2017, 6:53am PDT NEW
                Re: Here's a question I've been wanting to ask you for some time ... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2017, 8:08am PDT NEW
                    I meant because of your charisma... NT by For the record. 07/22/2017, 4:08pm PDT NEW
    This is why Los Angeles does not want to pay anything (reasonable) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 9:28pm PDT NEW
        Correction, not $498 mil, $294 mil. It's still a lot of money. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 9:30pm PDT NEW
    I mailed the following on my personal letterhead by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2017, 8:04am PDT NEW
    Correction Letter, mailed today, dated tomorrow by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2017, 9:36am PDT NEW
        You may also want to email a link to your youtube channel so they understand NT by the full extent of your situation? 07/22/2017, 9:04pm PDT NEW
            Definitely share the slop recipe NT by CORRECTION, your honor! 07/22/2017, 10:07pm PDT NEW
        why did you leave out "culinary wizard" in the end credits by Eurotrash 07/23/2017, 1:39pm PDT NEW
            Re: why did you leave out "culinary wizard" in the end credits by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/23/2017, 8:29pm PDT NEW
                Would you accept the analogy if Eurotrash used Immanuel Kant instead of Satan? NT by Kant stop the references. 07/23/2017, 11:01pm PDT NEW
                    No, I think Immasnuel Kant is an incompetent fool by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/24/2017, 2:52pm PDT NEW
                You imply by omission that you believe in NT by wizards. 07/24/2017, 7:22am PDT NEW
                    I believe I have implied by explicit inclusion that I do not by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/24/2017, 2:37pm PDT NEW
                        OBJECTION! We know for a fact you believe in zombies by Eurotrash 07/24/2017, 4:07pm PDT NEW
                            Where did I say I believe in zombies? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/25/2017, 12:59am PDT NEW
                                that was actually pretty good NT by Eurotrash 07/25/2017, 2:59am PDT NEW
                        Robinson the Unclean: Guilty by Grand Mufti 07/24/2017, 7:43pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Robinson the Unclean: Guilty by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/25/2017, 1:13am PDT NEW
                                What have you got against whores NT by and Jew dick? 07/25/2017, 7:53am PDT NEW
                                    Nothing, it's muslims for whom it would be terrifying by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/25/2017, 11:59am PDT NEW
                                        You overestimate your ability to strike 'fear' to the devout by Grand Mufti 07/25/2017, 8:13pm PDT NEW
                                            the devout muslim's greatest fear is a plague of Locusts descending from the NT by Eurotrash 07/26/2017, 1:24am PDT NEW
                                                So basically the plot of Dune, but with TDARCOS as the fat bad guy? NT by blackwater 07/27/2017, 8:11am PDT NEW
                                                    Paul would have to clean up and lose some weight for that role by Eurotrash 07/27/2017, 3:52pm PDT NEW
                                        Okay, gonna distance myself from this one. NT by 99 Nazi Scalps 07/25/2017, 10:44pm PDT NEW
    This just in from a Maryland Deputy Attorney General by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/03/2017, 9:11am PDT NEW
        Wear pajamas NT by Roop 08/03/2017, 10:46am PDT NEW
        People in real life who have the authority to fuck your shit up generally don't NT by like these sorts of things you do. 08/03/2017, 7:04pm PDT NEW
            Please explain in what way, and who, is going to "fuck my shit up" NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/03/2017, 7:40pm PDT NEW
                Brendan Fraser! Like in the Mummy movies! by Roop 08/03/2017, 10:57pm PDT NEW
        A dissenting juror is a one-man union, Paul NT by Vested Id 08/03/2017, 7:13pm PDT NEW
        Jessica's got you there NT by Good luck, Paul 08/03/2017, 9:23pm PDT NEW
 
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