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Everyone involved is an insane idiot by This is what futurists actually bel 07/26/2017, 9:58am PDT
Insane boss vs terminally stupid employee

On Aug. 1, Three Square Market will throw a “chip party,” where employees can insert the $300 microchips, provided free from management. About 50 of 85 employees are expected to accept the company’s present. (Chips and salsa will be served.)


The only thing keeping them from passing out trays of kool-aid is they couldn't come up with a terrible pun for it.


The Radio Frequency ID chips, as they’re called, could also function beyond the office. If Timmins got the implant, she could use it to buy snacks at shops or vending machines that support the technology.


This sounds like an invasive procedure that brings up issues of personal au-HOLY SHIT VENDING MACHINE SNACKS WITH A WAVE OF MY HAND? INJECT THAT SHIT RIGHT INTO MY EYEBALLS!!!


People have long tagged pets. And businesses regularly use chips to track shipments. Implanting employees, however, still sounds like an idea out of science fiction.


This is like saying something Orwellian "sounds like an idea out of speculative fiction".


Tony Danna, Three Square Market’s vice president of international development, has no privacy concerns. He asked: Weren’t people worried about cellphones?

Last month, Danna, 28, visited Epicenter, the start-up hub home to Biohax Sweden, and met the brains behind the chips. A worker there was first chipped two years ago, and now about 150 employees have the implants.

“How do I get one of these chips in my hand right now?” Danna recalls wondering.

For him, the appeal is convenience.

“I don’t want to have to carry my wallet or passport or car keys,” he said.



OF COURSE it's some trend junkie futurist executive with such a cushy life he has to imagine hardships like wallets and car keys. Having a portable phone = the exact same level of utility and convenience as hand-activated snack machines.


Timmins, the sales associate, likes the idea of being first. Of beating the guys in Silicon Valley and New York City from River Falls, Wis. — population 15,000.

But she’s still on the fence, and not because she thinks her boss or some hacker could secretly track her. Phones these days, she said, already make that easy.

“I’m just concerned about implanting something into my body,” she said. “I’m thinking about infections. Then there’s the other side of me that thinks: This is exciting. Cutting-edge.”


One of the few employees who's not 100% on board does so for the stupidest reason possible, which is quickly overridden by an even stupider line of reasoning.
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    It's flashier by CattleHumper 06/21/2017, 8:20am PDT NEW
        Also, by CattleHumper 06/21/2017, 8:21am PDT NEW
    Extremely secure, very convenient if its actually supported by Entropy Stew 06/21/2017, 5:42pm PDT NEW
        from what I heard with a newer phone it would have been totally impossible NT by Fullofkittens 06/22/2017, 3:34pm PDT NEW
        Stew to ditch his Google Glasses and Apple Watch for the latest implant craze by why not just debit/credit? 07/25/2017, 10:50am PDT NEW
            RFID is so yesterday. by Wi-Fi rectal cameras are the future 07/25/2017, 11:22am PDT NEW
                Seeking LAWNMOWER MAN's opinion by on this hot new tech (very cool) 07/25/2017, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                    My opinion is that you've gone off the deep end. I understand that you're scared by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/26/2017, 11:10am PDT NEW
                        Let it be known LAWNMOWER MAN by is YES on the rectal Wi-Fi cameras 07/26/2017, 8:51pm PDT NEW
                            You should post a few more times about me and how you're not upset about VR NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/26/2017, 10:11pm PDT NEW
                                LAWNMOWER MAN beyond reproach, folks by we called you here for a reason! 07/26/2017, 11:06pm PDT NEW
                                    I don't know anything about implantable chips and don't really care by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/26/2017, 11:35pm PDT NEW
                                        Heavens, no, not all of CALTROPS by just you :D 07/27/2017, 7:37pm PDT NEW
                                    This doesn't do anything to kill privacy because privacy is already dead. by blackwater 07/27/2017, 8:23am PDT NEW
                                        Your article says RFID is in the tags only. Do you keep the tags on the undies by you buy from Wal-Mart? 07/27/2017, 8:44am PDT NEW
                                        Our dystopian future is retarded by Rafiki 07/27/2017, 1:11pm PDT NEW
                                *shits pants* You should post more how you're upset about my smell NT by this is what futurists actually bel 07/26/2017, 11:12pm PDT NEW
            Everyone involved is an insane idiot by This is what futurists actually bel 07/26/2017, 9:58am PDT NEW
            Chip party photos! by ha ha ha ha 08/02/2017, 10:03am PDT NEW
 
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