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by fabio 12/19/2017, 4:32pm PST |
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Punisher makes a criminal falls off his bike. He turns around to run him over...off camera.
Cartel boss arrives at a compound and places his dialog gently on the nose that he is the only one to get away from the Punisher and now he's in the clear. This should be a clear cue in a Punisher story for him to kick down the door and turn it into a bloodbath. Instead we cut to the Punisher looking at the boss through a sniper scope. He waits, and waits, and waits. Finally when a hooker who does not get naked goes down on him, Frank takes the shot and it's all over with a single bullet, never breaking from the far off scope view. They couldn't even cut to a screaming hooker covered in comical gore? Hell, I'm surprised they showed blood at all over pussying out on the motorcycle kill.
Business guy goes into airport bathroom. The PA announces boarding on a flight to Dublin. Business guy checks his boarding pass to show that it is to Dublin, just in case the audience does not get it. He then ducks into a stall and talks on a phone about how he's the "only one left" and is about to get on a plane to Ireland, just in case the audience still does not get it. Punisher walks into the stall. Another bloodless kill. Not even any brutality to it. Chokes guy with tie, walk away. Joke from other guy in the restroom mistaking them for having gay sex in the stall, which might have been funny if they chose any one of a dozen more effective ways to shoot and edit the joke.
Punisher is "done". Burns clothes.
Frank now works construction, hammering a wall all day. Construction worker bullies call him a retard.
Bullies call him more mean names, step on and ruin his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This feels like the setup to some over the top scene like the Russian fight or wacky neighbors from the Thomas Jane version, but it's meant to be completely serious here.
New guy in the bullies' group walks up to Frank later, apologizes and offers his sandwich. Offers to be friends.
That is the first 15 minutes of a show allegedly about the Punisher. Bloodless deaths, cutting away from the kills, and bullies stepping on PB&J sandwiches. |
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Why aren't you watching The Punisher RIGHT NOW?! NT by Goddamn this show is brutal 11/21/2017, 10:27pm PST
Why aren't we bashing Big Mouth RIGHT NOW?! NT by Goddamn this show is brutal 11/22/2017, 6:03am PST
Polygon hates it. by Rey Mysterio Jr. 11/23/2017, 9:34am PST
Bernthal looks like he dressed up as the punisher for halloween in it. NT by Mehphistopheles 11/23/2017, 11:22am PST
Ray Stevenson is the best Punisher. NT by Mischief Maker 11/23/2017, 11:33am PST
Denzel Washington by Man on Fire 11/23/2017, 11:46am PST
I totally agree with that. NT by Mehphistopheles 11/23/2017, 12:30pm PST
and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick NT by Thats what actors do, they pretend 11/23/2017, 1:35pm PST
Give Berthnal an Oscar NT by only logical conclusion 11/24/2017, 6:35am PST
TV actors get emmys. Also "Punisher is bad" is a terrible take NT by Unless you're FABIO 11/24/2017, 7:54am PST
Nothing Marvel is any good by evergreen, pin it up 11/24/2017, 9:21am PST
I sure walked into this guy's trap NT by fabio 11/24/2017, 2:45pm PST
No, I'm seriously interested in your thoughts. by Unless you're FABIO 11/24/2017, 7:15pm PST
He did a bad job pretending. NT by Mehphistopheles. 03/18/2018, 7:19am PDT
I had a few issues with it. *HEAVY SPOILERS* by Worm 12/03/2017, 11:51pm PST
The first 15 minutes by fabio 12/19/2017, 4:32pm PST
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