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Hey I had some ideas for a new season of Frasier. by Pirate DVD Review 01/09/2018, 6:36pm PST
blackwater wrote:

Pirate DVD Review wrote:

Cloud Atlas is trickier. I think you'd have to be open to the idea of enjoying a preachy SJW circlejerk to begin with to get anywhere with it. I was riveted the whole way through.

If you're not going to take this seriously, then I'm out.

I admit, calling Cloud Atlas more mind-expanding than The Matrix was somewhere between deliberate trolling and backhanded compliment. Calling it almost as good as The Matrix, on the other hand, was a big open-palmed professional wrestling slap of a compliment. Because The Matrix is like Die Hard: a great fucking movie, even if the only question it's going to leave you pondering is what a TV dinner feels like. It's even possible that exact question was the jumping off point for the Korean McDonald's plotline in Cloud Atlas, though who can know the minds of men who would have their penises sliced up like the bananas in a split? Me, I can, because I watched Cloud Atlas and now my brain is bigger than the fancy Victorian lockets the Wachowskis keep each other's Adam's apples in.

SIDEBAR: If me and my brother ever decided to have sex change operations, I just know I would get all competitive and make the doctors give me two pussies. Even my pussy would have a pussy! Maybe a whole Russian nesting doll of pussies. That way my brother would always know I was at least twice the woman he'd ever be. I wonder if that's the sort of problem the Wachowskis have to deal with, in between making one good movie every decade or so? The thought of it only makes me admire their work ethic even more.


blackwater wrote:

Pirate DVD Review wrote:

Love Is Strange (2014) doesn't go anywhere

And...?

And... set your expectations accordingly? It's the kind of movie where problems are introduced, get developed, and then we fade to an epilogue showing how life goes on regardless. Or doesn't, depressingly enough. I was so sold on the premise of John Lithgow and Alfred Molina playing a gay married couple forced to move back in with their families that it honestly never occurred to me the result might be a touchingly realistic slice of life instead of a classically homophobic farce. In retrospect, I should've been more concerned when they called it Love Is Strange instead of Uncles Buck, and the box art showed them crossing a street together instead of getting caught doing it in bunkbeds.


blackwater wrote:

Pirate DVD Review wrote:

Ghost in the Shell (2017) johnny mnemonic 2

What.

You must've missed me bumping your Ghost in the Shell thread. Ignore the part where I say robot twice in a row while discussing Scarlett Johansson's body parts. That was a typo, not an attempt to sound like the Korean Hamburglar.

I also bumped your Rogue One thread.
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                    Every single thing in that list was wrong. That just stood out as the dumbest. by your English teacher 01/02/2018, 8:14pm PST NEW
                        Your list has two titles on it and already I'm cracking up. Keep it going! by Pirate DVD Review 01/02/2018, 8:40pm PST NEW
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        2 had a better antagonist and more interesting emotional arcs for the Guardians. by Pirate DVD Review 01/02/2018, 6:11pm PST NEW
    Cloud Atlas is a terrible SJW circlejerk. Interstellar, more like incoherent by blackwater 01/07/2018, 10:43pm PST NEW
        I think you're interpreting these films more literally than I do. Spoilers! by Pirate DVD Review 01/08/2018, 12:34am PST NEW
            I'm glad MM is fighting for net neutrality to preserve so-bad-its-trolling NT by Insanity like this 01/08/2018, 8:15am PST NEW
                His posts are good. You are a troll. Go away. NT by laudablepuss 01/08/2018, 11:03am PST NEW
                    I appreciate MM but he's right by Vested Id 01/08/2018, 1:03pm PST NEW
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                        Up is not down, and good is not bad. Still, despite everything. by laudablepuss 01/08/2018, 2:58pm PST NEW
                        Wait, what? How am I involved in this thread? by MM 01/08/2018, 3:14pm PST NEW
                            whoops, misread anon and it reminded me of your Drive review by Vested Id 01/08/2018, 3:36pm PST NEW
                    laudablepuss, defender of HOT TAKES. Should've seen that coming from NT by Kaepernicks #1 fan 01/08/2018, 2:37pm PST NEW
                You can still do the Harlem Shake! NT by Ajit Pai 01/08/2018, 3:19pm PST NEW
            We need to go deeper. by blackwater 01/09/2018, 4:37pm PST NEW
                Hey I had some ideas for a new season of Frasier. by Pirate DVD Review 01/09/2018, 6:36pm PST NEW
                    Actually I take it as a supreme compliment you all mistook Jerry for me! NT by Mischief Maker 01/09/2018, 8:55pm PST NEW
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