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It's always a good idea to be nice, especially when surrounded by meanies by Roop 07/18/2018, 12:04pm PDT
So I've been to jail more than a few times. I think everybody should do this if they have the chance, I can honestly say I learned a lot of useful things from jail. Nothing but meanies in that place, sometimes feels like--but at least it isn't the top %1 of meanies, they're off in the prison usually. Anyway, last time I was in jail, I remember thinking to myself it was almost scary how I had finally figured out how to be in jail so well I was actually enjoying myself. I mean, not that I'd be having a great time, but if I had to stay in that place for any real amount of time... I could see myself not hating it.

I'm not saying you should ever trust anybody. And you always have to have balls and stand straight if someone gets in your face, but that kind of shit can be diffused pretty easily. It's the guys who are not nice--escalate that shit, nothing good from that. I had a big motherfucking gangbanger officer of some kind up in my face one time, me the pudgy little white guy with scrawny limbs, him above me with his gang tats and fucking brands on these thick, dark slabs of meat. It's the eyes that were scary, deep black pitiless pissed off eyes, no reasoning with what was behind that. I'm just staying polite, right? Not looking away from his eyes like I'm scared, but knowing full well O sweet mama I don't want to stare back into them. He's got a few of his people behind him, so I can glance around making brief eye contact with each one of these fuckers, then back to the officer quick, all around just calmly like I'm talking to everybody. Eventually somehow, I get one of his buddies to crack, start laughing. Seized that. Made fun of some bald old whiteass fat guy across the room, and that worked, got all those gangbangers to stare for a beat then start laughing. The big staring pissed-off motherfucker didn't start laughing though, just rolled his eyes. But I was alright then, see, I could be tolerated. Later one of 'em caused an arc from the plug and lit up a cigarette someone smuggled in up their bunghole, we stood around in a circle and smoked it like a joint, great time great time. We all waved goodbye when I bailed out.

Anyway I saw few fools who had taken beatings, on the other hand, guess what generally not nice people.

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I'm starting a niceness pact. Who is with me? by DavidG 07/16/2018, 6:12am PDT NEW
    Fag. NT by Mischief Maker 07/16/2018, 6:13am PDT NEW
    Gruman NT by Gruman 07/16/2018, 7:30am PDT NEW
    Go be nice irl. by Mysteri OG 07/16/2018, 8:40am PDT NEW
        This is just good advice in general NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 07/16/2018, 9:07am PDT NEW
    It all begins with three words by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/16/2018, 10:25am PDT NEW
    YES! Everyone is so mean! NT by Adolph Hitler 07/16/2018, 9:47pm PDT NEW
    Nice? Sounds good in theory. by skippy 07/18/2018, 4:38am PDT NEW
        Re: Nice? Sounds good in theory. by Johnny Provocateur 07/18/2018, 10:51am PDT NEW
            Nothing is more masculine than passive-aggressive whining! *forehead can crush* NT by Machismo Maker 07/18/2018, 11:16am PDT NEW
                Oh my god I should have black texted how predictable you are. by Johnny Provocateur 07/18/2018, 11:29am PDT NEW
                    But you didn't. Suck it! NT by Machismo Maker 07/18/2018, 11:57am PDT NEW
                        Spot on, cheers! by Johnny Provocateur 07/18/2018, 5:00pm PDT NEW
            Teeheehee I bet you voted for Drumbf you stupid white man! NT by JOHNNY FUCKING FAGGOT 07/19/2018, 9:58am PDT NEW
                I know, who talks like that? Right? by Johnny Fucking Provocateur 07/19/2018, 10:33am PDT NEW
                    That wasn't me. NT by Mischief Maker 07/19/2018, 10:36am PDT NEW
                        Noted, thanks. NT by Johnny Fucking Provocateur 07/19/2018, 10:38am PDT NEW
        It's always a good idea to be nice, especially when surrounded by meanies by Roop 07/18/2018, 12:04pm PDT NEW
            Jail sounds like a lovely trip back in time. by skippy 07/19/2018, 4:20am PDT NEW
                Okay, now I'm interested in IRL meanie stories of yours. Do tell! NT by Mischief Maker 07/19/2018, 6:00am PDT NEW
                    Not many. I don't get out much these days. by skippy 07/20/2018, 5:08am PDT NEW
                I can spot those County Slippers out in public now by Roop 07/19/2018, 11:04am PDT NEW
                    Game journalists have a tough time reading posts on this site. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/19/2018, 12:12pm PDT NEW
                        Maybe we could trick Wagner James Au again NT by Roop 07/19/2018, 12:58pm PDT NEW
                    I've always found justice systems fascinating. by skippy 07/20/2018, 5:28am PDT NEW
                        Ah man those horseshit TV shows, jail is liked the BMV only they lock the doors NT by Roop 07/20/2018, 10:32am PDT NEW
                            Truth, but there is a difference between county (jail) and prison. by Not that I'm defending HBO 07/20/2018, 12:18pm PDT NEW
                                Word up NT by Roop 07/20/2018, 4:45pm PDT NEW
 
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