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Seth Andrews Short Story: Sunday Morning Sex by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2018, 11:25pm PDT
The following comes from Seth Andrews podcast "The Thinking Atheist," episode for 9/11/2018 titled "I Went to Facebook Jail" which can be listened to on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI_EYJgfjU0. The story is entitled "Sunday Morning Sex."

Upon hearing her elderly grandfather had passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother, and comfort her. When she asked how her grandsfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love, on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly a hundred years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear." replied granny, "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring, it was just the right rhythm, nice and slow, even, nothing too strenuous, simply in on the 'ding,' and out on the 'dong.'" She paused to wipe away a tear and then she continued. "You know, he'd still be alive, if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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