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Fed up with all the war, and greed, and disharmony plaguing the Vulcan people, Surak drives his landspeeder out into the desert. There he has a vision of a new philosophy, one based on logic, and reason, and enlightened co-operation. On stone tablets he begins carving the principles that will guide Vulcan civilization into a thousand years of peace and prosperity. Just then, a Federation shuttlecraft descends from the sky. "Hey, we saw you carving those tablets and we thought you'd make a good secretary for someone. Want to get out of here? The catch is you can never return. Basically, you can stay here and have a profound impact on your planet's future, or you can come with us and have ice cream." Then they lure him into the shuttlecraft with fucking Reece's Pieces. Tune in for the premiere of Star Trek Discovery Season 2 everyone. |
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Star Trek: Discovery or Lens Flare, engage! by deep illiom 05/18/2017, 6:32am PDT
What's the point of the show? by Rey Mysterio Jr. 05/21/2017, 3:05pm PDT
You made Voyager sound pretty good! by Now I'll have to watch it, I guess. 05/22/2017, 7:58am PDT
Q: "Help me commit suicide and I'll return your ship home." Janeway: "Nahhhh" by Delete series forever 05/22/2017, 8:17am PDT
By "crazy weird shit," you mean aliens with bumpy foreheads. by Mysterioso 05/22/2017, 8:18am PDT
yes, Voyager blew, nobody is disputing that NT by but that was the pitch 05/22/2017, 9:52am PDT
Subversive stuff like siding with space Palestine instead of space Jews NT by skip 05/25/2017, 3:36pm PDT
Subversive stuff like stealing Babylon 5, then driving around in it blasting NT by bombastic French horn music. 05/25/2017, 4:45pm PDT
Just like Discovery seems to have stolen Prelude to Axanar! by Mischief Maker 05/26/2017, 6:26am PDT
Ent: learning to hate Scott Bakula after kinda liking him in Quantum Leap NT by laudablepuss 05/22/2017, 3:59pm PDT
Enterprise: Pineapple Cake NT by Entropy Stew 05/26/2017, 7:31am PDT
I was a bit surprised to learn this one would have a South Asian crewman. by Not that there's anything wrong wit 08/24/2017, 10:35pm PDT
Star Trek: Discovery is a story about why status quo is good by SPOILERS 02/12/2018, 1:14pm PST
Stop saying neoliberal by Ban that word from this site 02/12/2018, 1:43pm PST
User was given a two week ban for mod impersonation and case building. NT by Bradley Svedka 02/12/2018, 3:05pm PST
I assume it's a typo and they meant "neocon." Don't get the Manning angle. by Mischief Maker 02/12/2018, 4:46pm PST
I meant neoliberal when I wrote neoliberal. Vote Clinton 2020! NT by SPOILERS 02/12/2018, 9:36pm PST
But neoliberalism has nothing to do with foreign policy beyond maybe trade. by Mischief Maker 02/12/2018, 10:07pm PST
Right, because the Clinton administration didn't change the neoliberal platform by and it's still stuck in the 1980s. 02/13/2018, 8:26am PST
Yes, that was Clinton's mistake, being TOO "NEOLIBERAL" by ps neoliberalism = classical libera 02/13/2018, 6:48pm PST
Clinton signed NAFTA in '93. Losing congress in '94 was on him/neoliberalism. NT by Mischief Maker 02/13/2018, 9:22pm PST
The Democratic congress was already out the door, the writing was on the wall. by DURRRR NAFTA 02/13/2018, 9:27pm PST
Well why don't you explain what the writing on the wall was to this retard? NT by Mischief Maker 02/13/2018, 9:44pm PST
Neee oh liberrruuhlllaizm or as non-Chapos call it, the Reagan administration NT by DURRRR NAFTA 02/13/2018, 10:02pm PST
I want you to entertain the idea that none of this is politics. NT by Dr. Gargola 02/14/2018, 3:58am PST
This right here is where the thread went full retard NT by full retard fairy 02/16/2018, 10:39am PST
I liked it well enough. SPOILERS. by Malaysian Nerve Pinch Resistance 03/08/2018, 1:47pm PST
Next time just email me your questions. by Anthony Rapp 03/08/2018, 6:30pm PST
Short Treks are the worst thing I've ever seen. And I watched all of Enterprise! by Malaysian Nerve Pinch Resistance 01/08/2019, 10:08am PST
you mean the one about Saru? by Rey Mysterio Jr. 01/08/2019, 1:34pm PST
Star Trek Discovery is garbage by RetroRomper 01/08/2019, 3:32pm PST
I'm not sure they ever got above okay-ish, but that Saru one was a little death. by Malaysian Nerve Pinch Resistance 01/08/2019, 4:18pm PST
He's spreading hope and stealing fire from the gods! Let's make him our butler. by Malaysian Nerve Pinch Resistance 01/08/2019, 4:02pm PST
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