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This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere LIKE A CHUMP. by Jerry Whorebach 02/21/2019, 1:17am PST That would've been four hours to hike 15 miles to the far Shoppers and back, a half-hour shopping / messing around, and another half-hour in the shower when I got home. Sounds ridiculous, but I guess it really must've been a nice day? Last year I got into long-distance running. I hated it right up until I could do it forever without getting tired, at which point it displaced Forza Motorsport as the mindless repetitive activity I do to unwind after a hard day of watching that Star Wars cartoon about the Clone Wars. Don't tell me you never thought about it. You probably got as far as the Wookieepedia page, saw it had 121 episodes, and decided that if the Clone Wars were REALLY important, they would've put them in one of the movies. I saw it had 121 episodes and said, psh, what am I gonna do NEXT week? That's the difference between you and me. When I needed groceries today, I ran the 13-mile round trip to the Real Canadian Super Store in a little under two hours, including time spent trying to get my barcodes to scan in the self-checkout. I spent a full HOUR luxuriating in the shower afterwards, where I concocted some pretty inappropriate fantasies about the orange-skinned Jedi girl that I'm going to wait to post in full until the heat has died down. Memo to anyone replying two years from now: these are references to a currently active thread in another base and Ahsoka Tano, who at this stage in the animated series is right on the line between youngling and womanling. The only thing I bought was 10 pounds of carrots, which should tell you where my head is at. I'm planning to shove as many of them as I can in my mouth and pass out masturbating to pictures of Togrutas. If anything goes wrong, I hope whoever finds my body has the presence of mind to call it auto-carrotic asphyxiation. I wonder if there's ever been a suicide note that was nothing but terrible Fozzy Bear jokes to say over the corpse? And on the other side, a drawing of the deceased fucking a cartoon Jedi in outer space? I think we should try to make that happen. I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for you to do it.

Happy belated New Year, Jerry. How do you make your money these days? NT by NZ Ex-Punter 04/14/2017, 10:26pm PDT     I have a patreon. by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2017, 6:58pm PDT         We really need to replace welfare with mandatory reality TV shows. by blackwater 04/15/2017, 10:44pm PDT         I knew it. Jerry is actually One Punch Man! NT by Mischief Maker 04/16/2017, 5:52am PDT         Like it, but have to call gimmick infringement by on behalf of the real SEXPRED 04/16/2017, 10:17am PDT             Picking up Paul's slack: an open letter to the Shoppers Optimum Program by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/19/2017, 5:49pm PST                 Is Childs Play on the list? NT by Jesus "fucking" Christ 11/19/2017, 10:59pm PST                     No, they don't have anything cool. They have Ca-R-Ma.org, which helps homeless by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/20/2017, 1:31am PST                         Those are good programs! by fabio 11/20/2017, 5:19am PST                             Can't we just shoot them? That would put an end to their caterwauling. NT by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/20/2017, 12:05pm PST                                 http://www.buckstix.com/CoehornMortarHunt.htm NT by laudablepuss 11/20/2017, 12:49pm PST                                     I was talking about the a cappellans! PS: this is Tam O'Shanter. NT by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/20/2017, 1:05pm PST         How do groceries take 5 hours? Are you growing them yourself or sm? NT by Mysterio 02/20/2019, 6:58pm PST             This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere LIKE A CHUMP. by Jerry Whorebach 02/21/2019, 1:17am PST                 Let's count the warning signs that he's gonna kill somebody by laudablepuss 02/22/2019, 7:20am PST                 Re: This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere by Mysteriobama 02/22/2019, 9:29pm PST                     Re: This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere by E. L. Koba 02/24/2019, 2:00pm PST                         You really captured the way I avoid eye or any other kind of contact with women. by Jerry Whorebach 02/24/2019, 6:32pm PST                             Re: You really captured the way I avoid eye or any other kind of contact by Mysteriobama 02/24/2019, 9:39pm PST                             You look like someone famous but I can't place it by Jack Bauer 02/26/2019, 9:53am PST                                 Zac Efron? by Netflix 02/26/2019, 12:21pm PST                                     It was Efron, not the other guy by Jack Bauer 02/27/2019, 5:15pm PST                                         I'm sorry, I meant the guy could be like the other guy PLAYED by the other guy by Netflix 02/27/2019, 7:58pm PST                                 Christian Slater NT by Mysterio 02/26/2019, 2:19pm PST                             LJL at the irony that J. W. is the hottest, smartest poster in the game by Mysterio 02/26/2019, 11:54pm PST