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by Quétinbec 12/08/2019, 3:26pm PST |
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Mysterio Prime wrote:
Is there something we can do to help pull the slumkid out of poverty?
If the mother died. If you're married, custody goes to the father when he turns 7. If he's a bastard (which he is), the mother gets him for life. I used to be 'banned' (by her) from seeing him. You can hired armed guards in the Philippines for fuck all (everyone has guns over there) and I knew where he was located in the slums, so I was gonna go that route when my friend cleverly suggested 'hiring' nuns instead. They're very religious in the slums. I made a donation to a nearby orphanage run by the nuns (and my parents donated a shitload of clothes and toys), and my then fiancee, sister, and me rocked up to his spot with three nuns. No one laid a finger on us. Where this boy lives, there aren't any windows on his house, so every window 'hole' was filled with faces of neighbours wondering what the fuck was going on. I was crying as I looked at this little boy in front of half the slum and the three nuns. That act disgraced the mother enough that I was allowed access from that point.
My plan is to get this kid to NZ during his holidays in June 2020, which is unfortunately winter where I live, but I plan on wowing him with so much cool shit during those two weeks that he hates his Mum for denying him life here and he expresses that hatred to her regularly. Jetskis, golf carts, ATMOS home theatres, swimspas, automated curtains, etc etc... Shit this boy doesn't even know exists.
I need to get him before he becomes too old and inherits the ways of a slumdog. Those ways could infect the normal family I'm building here. He's gotta be here quick, or he's gotta be shunned completely. It's a critical couple of years in his life.
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Downloaded the entire site just in case by Vested Id 11/11/2019, 5:39pm PST 
If the web has taught us anything, it's: you can't joke about being a dumb assho by Fullofkittens 11/12/2019, 5:28am PST
Re: If the web has taught us anything, it's: you can't joke about being a dumb by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/12/2019, 1:42pm PST
I'm actually Melissa McCarthy NT by laudablepuss 11/12/2019, 8:17pm PST
the ICJ character turned much less monstrous over the years tbh NT by Fullofkittens 11/13/2019, 11:51am PST
Many Caltrops people have had a redemption arc over the years. by Ulrachi 11/13/2019, 3:27pm PST
Re: Many Caltrops people have had a redemption arc over the years. by Creexuls, custom software 11/13/2019, 3:46pm PST
The Color Monster by Tease Monster 11/13/2019, 4:01pm PST
Who's got more to lose, Erik or Chet? NT by Mysterio 11/12/2019, 7:48am PST
Sucks than anybody is even thinking this way by Vested Id 11/12/2019, 8:57am PST
You have done a good thing. by Quétinbec 12/03/2019, 12:15pm PST
You're alive! NT by Vested Id 12/03/2019, 2:56pm PST
Re: You have done a good thing. by Mr. 3000 12/03/2019, 4:50pm PST
Take a moment to judge me. by Quétinbec 12/04/2019, 9:39pm PST
Back for more digital self-harm? NT by MM 12/04/2019, 10:27pm PST
My cousin's a professional surfer. by Jerry Whorebach 12/05/2019, 12:24am PST
Re: Take a moment to judge me. by Mr. 3000 12/05/2019, 6:16am PST
Re: Take a moment to judge me. by This is Chris's Blood 12/05/2019, 11:06am PST
My bucks by Quétinbec 12/05/2019, 11:50pm PST
Re: My bucks by MM 12/06/2019, 5:14am PST
I kid! Here's the reply video you were all actually waiting for me to post! by Mischief Maker 12/06/2019, 5:45am PST
I know we give her a hard time on CalTrops but I like the costumes NT by Mysterio 12/06/2019, 6:20am PST
Anyone got a shit wife? by Quétinbec 12/06/2019, 10:38pm PST
A wife and a forum serve different purposes, I think NT by blackwater 12/07/2019, 9:38pm PST
I've done enough divorce mediations to know better than to ever get married. by Mischief Chad 12/08/2019, 6:12am PST
Marry an Asian with "old fashioned" values by Quétinbec 12/08/2019, 3:18pm PST
Marriage is not as bad as doing divorce mediations might make it seem. NT by blackwater 12/10/2019, 9:11pm PST
this post sprouted a fedora from my head NT by this is like progressive MGTOW shit 12/27/2019, 9:01am PST
Re: My bucks by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/06/2019, 6:19am PST
Re: My bucks by Quétinbec 12/06/2019, 10:44pm PST
Re: My bucks by Mysterio Prime 12/08/2019, 9:36am PST
Re: My bucks by Quétinbec 12/08/2019, 3:26pm PST
Re: My bucks by Ulrachi 12/10/2019, 3:47pm PST
Caltrops does not endorse kidnapping. by Jerry Whorebach 12/10/2019, 7:32pm PST
Re: My bucks by Quétinbec 12/28/2019, 12:24am PST
Re: My bucks by Ulrachi 12/28/2019, 12:28pm PST
Re: My bucks by Quétinbec 12/29/2019, 4:54pm PST
Cripes, dude, your life really is one big Sophia Coppola movie. NT by MM 01/06/2020, 6:16pm PST
Re: My bucks by Nintendo Power 01/07/2020, 8:20am PST
how this ends by Donato Dalrymple 12/26/2019, 9:21am PST
Re: how this ends by Mysterio 12/26/2019, 9:31am PST
I'm going to go ahead and think less of him. NT by Donato Dalrymple 12/27/2019, 3:15pm PST
Watch it. He's done nothing to deserve that. NT by Dick Clownshoes 01/07/2020, 1:25pm PST
Re: My bucks by Roop 12/09/2019, 10:01pm PST
UPDATE: Looks like Paul might need that bionic eye too... NT by The Happiness Engine 12/15/2019, 11:33am PST
And fuck let's be honest, and the arm too. Fuck. NT by Roop 12/15/2019, 12:08pm PST
Clarification: I downloaded OMM, not Caltrops NT by Vested Id 12/10/2019, 2:35pm PST
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