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And by Ray of Light 08/27/2004, 12:34am PDT
Except for the cool sliding walls, the pyramid deathmatch arena sucks balls. The walls keep forming tiny hallways and refrigerator-box-sized rooms. The only time there's a hint of a high ceiling is when an alien needs to perch in it. It's a mystery how the combatants even find each other, much less engage in vigorous combat without bumping their heads unconscious.

The predators can see gestating aliens, but somehow miss the one inside their dead buddy, which is somehow alive even though we saw before a dead host kills the baby.

The girl stands around on the South Pole in a goddamn TUBE TOP for like half an hour. That must reveal what people in California think the rest of the world is like: tube tops OK but you'll get chilly.


Ray!
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Alien vs. Predator is fucking horrible by FABIO 08/26/2004, 11:16pm PDT NEW
    PG-13. NT by conflictNo 08/26/2004, 11:56pm PDT NEW
    And by Ray of Light 08/27/2004, 12:34am PDT NEW
    Budgets by Pedant 08/27/2004, 1:03am PDT NEW
    Maybe there'll be a Predator+Power Grrl porn spin off. NT by Gubbi (hopeful) 08/27/2004, 9:17am PDT NEW
    Re: Alien vs. Predator is fucking horrible by I need clarification 08/30/2004, 9:33pm PDT NEW
        Duh, you have to make up stories about meeting Tarantino before youre an insider NT by OGF's revenge 08/30/2004, 9:47pm PDT NEW
            You should have spelled it "your." B+ NT by I need clarification 08/30/2004, 10:17pm PDT NEW
                actually, it's "you're" NT NT by vh 10/10/2004, 2:26am PDT NEW
                    Wow. NT by Creexul :( 10/10/2004, 7:27am PDT NEW
    the director hated it too by Asmo 09/04/2004, 12:54am PDT NEW
        This feels like an actual selling point for the director's cut. by Worm 09/04/2004, 10:47am PDT NEW
            speaking of DVD sales gimmicks by FABIO 09/04/2004, 5:05pm PDT NEW
 
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