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| My entire buddy list (online today): re: HL2 by Fussbett 07/03/2003, 12:00am PDT | ||||
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| Please note that some AIM/MSN names were changed to prevent you crazies from contacting them.
Sanitario666: What's your official stance on Half-Life 2? whydirt: my computer won't play it Sanitario666: noted. whydirt: cause it is old whydirt: i expect to get royalties for this information Sanitario666: refused. whydirt: then you must give me an alias to protect my hip internet identity Sanitario666: REFUSED! Sanitario666: What's your official stance on Half-Life 2? Senor Barborito: official? Senor Barborito: Uh, it won't be out in time - at least, it won't be out bug-free in time? Senor Barborito: That's about it. I think it looks pretty cool Sanitario666: [Half-Life 2 magazine scan link] conflictNo: I SEE REBAR conflictNo: sold, already conflictNo: wow, rough caption conflictNo: we hardly know these new HL2 soldiers conflictNo: hell, "This time, you're partnered with the lovely Alyx (!) Vance.." Sanitario666: You can't drink that much Code Red and NOT come up with an xtreme alphabet name like that. conflictNo: I guess not, but at least she's lovely Sanitario666: Just because YOU have a heart of stone, conflictNo, doesn't mean the rest of us want to spend our lives cloistered, without virtua contact. conflictNo: =-O conflictNo: I'm sure a nude mod is already finished [TWO MONTHS LATER] Sanitario666: About Half-Life2. Thoughts? conflictNo: I remember from the first screenshots that concrete columns were destroyed with their rebar sticking out of the top conflictNo: this excited me Sanitario666: conflictNo: I SEE REBAR conflictNo: sold, already conflictNo: is that from a log? conflictNo: wow, that really is my first impression then conflictNo: because I've had it twice conflictNo: BUT conflictNo: They're just going to use the rebar half-ass and not actually layout the proper number of bars Sanitario666: So the game will be architecturally incorrect. Sanitario666: What if someone made a game all about rebar? What would you do? Sanitario666: No longer a wallflower, now the main attraction -- "REBAR: The Quickening" conflictNo: I think people are gaining an incorrect understanding of building structures based on the prevalence of semi-destroyed buildings in every map ever made conflictNo: It's like when they screwed up the physics in everything conflictNo: physicists got angry Sanitario666: They did? conflictNo: sure! Sanitario666: Their anger did not encroach upon my life. conflictNo: I don't know Sanitario666: So you're saying that architects may soon be the driving force behind upcoming changes in video games? conflictNo: Well, we're not really doing much else conflictNo: I remeber the greatest thing in gaming came when you had fps maps that allowed two-story buildings and the like conflictNo: Remember in Doom where nothing could be above you? That SUCKED Sanitario666: Fully deformable maps in realtime are coming, conflictNo. You'll be able to blow up a building and there will be debris. The proper amount of rebar? The devs won't know, and they'll need consultants. Experts. Architects. conflictNo: 8-) conflictNo: I'm desperate to validate my education Sanitario666: You should write an article about architecture for a website somewhere. WHOOPS! conflictNo: HAHA touche! conflictNo: All I know is that I'll have plenty of time to read reviews of HL2 before I get a chance to buy it in January of 2006 Sanitario666: I'll send you all of my logs. Sanitario666: (possibly transcribed to postcard) Josh Cable: push shit in front of a door and then someone pushes against the door and it just opens a little Sanitario666: all the good things in life. Josh Cable: then they get a running start and jump against the door and it explodes open Sanitario666: and I scream like a little girl. Josh Cable: :) Sanitario666: Hello! Half-Life 2. What do you think? Gwynn: My name's not Half-Life 2 -- it's Gwynn! Sanitario666: That was an exclaimation point, not a comma, you wisenheimer. Gwynn: haven't played it. I'VE BEEN WORKING. Gwynn: Also, didn't play Half Life 1. Sanitario666: GASP Sanitario666: What are your thoughts on Half-Life 2? libe`: (y) [note: in MSN this makes a "thumbs up" icon] Sanitario666: Alright. libe`: spongebob suare pants? libe`: no opinions? Sanitario666: I am on board with that cartoon, yes. libe`: (y) Sanitario666: (y) Sanitario666: Dude, are you excited about Half-Life 2? Creamy Ride: I'm shitting my pants right now Sanitario666: nice. Sanitario666: me too. Sanitario666: Are you excited about Half-Life 2 coming out in three months? bobby: I didn't know? I am now. bobby: good stuff said about it? bobby: coming to pc first or ps2 as well? Sanitario666: PC first, PS2 never. It will be the greatest game made by human beings. Sanitario666: You can check out the movies next time you're over here. bobby: why no ps2? bobby: Won't be able to play it on my computer will I? Sanitario666: No. They probably haven't even invented a computer that will run it perfectly yet. bobby: shit Sanitario666: Are you excited about Half-Life 2? Stompy: omg yes Sanitario666: So... Half Life 2. You excited? Janet: i doubt my computes can play it. Sanitario666: What's your official stance on Half-Life 2? Chris: what are my options Sanitario666: Multiple choice! Interesting. (a) I love it already. Best game of all time. (b) It's the best game of 2003 through 2005 probably. (c) It will be great great great. (d) I don't care (e) It will suck. Chris: i would say... Chris: C, almost B but something crazy might come out later that I'll go nuts over Sanitario666: You're dreaming! Chris: LOL Sanitario666: Stop living in a dream world! Chris: i'm just leaving room for possibilities.... Chris: plus they _could_ make half life 3 before 2005... Sanitario666: Interesting! Sanitario666: Good angle. Sanitario666: So what are your thoughts on Half-Life 2? INC: now? Sanitario666: Or in the 1800s. You may pick your time period. INC: I think it looks fucking amazing - I can't wait to play it INC: why are you asking now? Sanitario666: It might be for a bit I'm constructing. INC: oh Sanitario666: Half-Life 2: Your thoughts? Vag: Nonexistant. Too busy playing Shinobi (PS2), Bomberman Generation (GC), and TOME (PC, angband derivative with extra Middle Earth.) Sanitario666: You should leave those faggot games and start thinking about Half-Life 2. In your head. Vag: SHINOBI, MOTHERFUCKER. Vag: If Shinobi is a faggot game, get ready for my sequined gown and falsies because I don't need your commie Canadian masculinity. Jhoh Cable: Anyway I'm going to sleep. Jhoh Cable: Tomorrow I will think about Half-Life 2 some more. |
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