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by mark 05/17/2005, 12:03pm PDT |
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Francesco Poli wrote:
It's a joke, and I'm not amused
Enemy Territory: Quake Wars announced.
I was seriously taken aback when I read this.
Enemy Territory. The botched expansion for the vile Return to Castle Crappenstein (I won't insult one of the granddaddies of FPS by associating it with a craptacular disaster that I could define as "looking seriously like a PS2 port"), released for free as a multiplayer only game. To a decent success, although in the multiplayer arena that means "lots of loud squealing about it" and "nobody playing it".
“We have been so proud of Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory’s™ rave reviews, ‘Game of the Year’ awards, and massive fan-base
That we completely forgot that without some fan success, we'd be out of a job now, since Activision pulled the plug on the main part of the game.
Quake Wars. OMGWTF its QUAK!!1 WTFWTFWTFOMGOMGOMGGMOOGM.
with ENEMY TERRITORY: QUAKE WARS, we’re taking players back to the war that started it all – the Strogg invasion of Earth – where the choice is to fight with the humans or the alien Strogg in a massive campaign for survival,”
I take it back: this is seriously amusing. As with Quake IV, it appears someone at id Software (or Activision) thinks somebody actually gave a flying fuck about Quake II's plot.
What, plot? Yes, Quake II had a plot. In the "so did the Aliens vs. Predator movie" sense: it's physically there, but it's A) something no one really gives a damn about and B) really not that good.
So it's really a fan service for the kind of fans that id Software has nowadays: those that remember fondly a hideous game that should neither have been made nor played by any sane person.
If it's not clear, I don't have those memory problems. I remember perfectly how Quake II played. I'm looking forward to a revival of that "game" like I'm looking forward to the next dictator.
The game will be built on a new technology from id called MegaTexture™ "that crunches millions of polygons and a gigabyte-scale texture into a single, seamless and un-tiled landscape with unique detail down to the square inch or the un-obscured distant horizon" (though the Splash Damage Website clarifies this is on top of the DOOM 3 engine).
New technology + id Software = poor to crap stuff.
Oh, please, just look at that ginormous (1Mb!!!) screenshot. Yeah, so the guy ain't half bad. But the landscape... oh dear lord, how do I put it? Like this:
DELTA FORCE XTREME LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT!
By the time ET2 is released, it'll likely look even worse.
And besides, it's just a multiplayer-only game. Big technology's a big friggin' deal when you can't understand that single player is where it's at.
He was taken aback! (Also: Carmack is an idiot) |
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Unreal 2: The Awakening by The Joosh 01/16/2005, 5:02am PST
Extra note: the ending was very very good, better than Halo2 and maybe even HL2 NT by The Joosh 01/16/2005, 5:03am PST
The ending is so good I couldn't even remember what it is by Lurker Shoomoser 01/16/2005, 7:15am PST
At the end of Unreal 2 by Creexul :( 01/16/2005, 9:46pm PST
You're wrong, the entire game is horrible. NT by Eyo 01/16/2005, 6:40am PST
Hard to argue with that sort of research NT by The Joosh 01/16/2005, 6:44am PST
Re: Unreal 2: The Awakening by Mysterio 01/17/2005, 12:59am PST
some criticism by Jacob 05/11/2005, 9:08am PDT
Didn't they bury all the unsold ETs in a dump out in the middle of some desert? NT by Mischief Maker 05/11/2005, 9:16am PDT
ET was only available commercially as a 'bonus' cd for RTCW NT by Jacob 05/11/2005, 10:09am PDT
Re: Someone released a mod to your freeware. by Kab(uke) Seme 05/12/2005, 1:42pm PDT
damn straight (team fortress mod) NT by Jacob 05/16/2005, 12:57pm PDT
I didn't read this post before. Now I have. by Fussbett 05/16/2005, 6:22pm PDT
Speaking of Enemy Territory... by Bodybag 05/16/2005, 6:45pm PDT
Holy fucking shit. All of my Starship Troopers came true. NT by Eyo 05/16/2005, 7:11pm PDT
All that scrolling text has got to be distracting in a firefight. NT by Mischief Maker 05/16/2005, 11:41pm PDT
A morbidly obese italian man disagrees! by mark 05/17/2005, 12:03pm PDT
That man is every negative gamer stereotype katamari'd into a big ball of faggot NT by Quentin Beck 05/17/2005, 1:38pm PDT
Speaking of awesome NT by Jacob 05/17/2005, 3:48pm PDT
More screens by Fussbett 05/18/2005, 10:46pm PDT
Re: More screens by Universal Plan B 05/19/2005, 12:21am PDT
Re: More screens by FABIO 05/19/2005, 2:11am PDT
Re: Unreal 2: The Awakening by U2 Fan 09/19/2009, 12:11pm PDT
This entire thread is an exercise in terrible taste in video games NT by Fortinbras 09/19/2009, 12:25pm PDT
anyone who disagrees with me has terrible taste, yes NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/19/2009, 1:13pm PDT
I actually didn't mention the cool mission where you defend an area with turrets by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/19/2009, 1:23pm PDT
Re: I actually didn't mention the cool mission where you defend an area with t by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/19/2009, 1:25pm PDT
found it by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/19/2009, 1:31pm PDT
Also if you don't have power armor like this that's pretty bad too. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/19/2009, 1:32pm PDT
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