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Nethack is everything bad about cRPGs in your face with none of the good. by Mischief Maker 06/07/2005, 2:14pm PDT
Good cRPG traits:

Interesting plot? NO
Beautiful Graphics that save you the effort of "imagining" your surroundings? NO
Complicated but realistic rules system whose weighty numbers are crunched in seconds? NO
"Save" feature? NO

Bad cPRG traits:

Monsters that pop up out of nowhere? YES
Encumbrance? YES
Items that need to be "identified?" YES
Identification function limited to a few randomly scattered scrolls that you MAY NOT EVEN GET? YES
"Feeding" your character? YES
"Poison," "Curse," and other status afflictions that stick with you after combat and may be permanent like herpes? YES
Enemy types "level up" as you do? YES
Randomly generated dungeons whose layout makes no sense? YES
Impossible to play without first reading a gamefaq? YES
Shitty Interface? YES

And the main thing that made me drop the game forever:

Randomly placed "secret doors" that you know are there, but require you to hit the "search" function over and over as your character slowly starves until he wins his random "Wisdom" check? YES
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NetHack is gayness by foolio 10/07/2004, 10:14pm PDT NEW
    Re: NetHack is gayness by curst 10/07/2004, 11:03pm PDT NEW
    This game can be simulated by taking thimbles and moving them on paper. by Creexul :( 10/08/2004, 12:21am PDT NEW
        Re: This game can be simulated by taking thimbles and moving them on paper. by anon 06/07/2005, 6:20pm PDT NEW
    Re: NetHack is gayness by Fussbett 10/08/2004, 12:31am PDT NEW
    Nethack is awesomeness by Daverd 10/08/2004, 1:05am PDT NEW
        Re: Nethack is awesomeness by anon 06/07/2005, 10:07pm PDT NEW
            Re: Nethack is awesomeness by Voyons Donc 06/08/2005, 11:10am PDT NEW
            Re: Nethack is awesomeness by Stu 03/18/2008, 3:21pm PDT NEW
    Re: NetHack is gayness by N 10/08/2004, 11:20pm PDT NEW
        Re: NetHack is gayness by anon 06/07/2005, 6:20pm PDT NEW
    Mischief Maker and I both hate it too. NT by whydirt 10/08/2004, 11:35pm PDT NEW
    Re: NetHack is gayness by anon 06/06/2005, 10:08pm PDT NEW
        Re: NetHack is gayness by mark 06/06/2005, 11:17pm PDT NEW
            Re: NetHack is gayness by Daverd 06/07/2005, 7:37am PDT NEW
                I so didn't reread this thread I didn't even notice the title of your post. NT by mark 06/07/2005, 9:25am PDT NEW
                Re: NetHack is gayness by anon 06/07/2005, 6:18pm PDT NEW
            Re: NetHack is gayness by anon 06/07/2005, 6:12pm PDT NEW
        "you're not hardcore enough for this game, go back to (simpler, more fun game)" NT by Defense of overrated indy games 06/07/2005, 1:23am PDT NEW
        Most arguments against nethack here are utter BS by Robsuke 07/11/2005, 3:00am PDT NEW
            I don't know shit about nethack, never played it, and it sucks. NT by Creexul :( 07/11/2005, 4:33am PDT NEW
            Re: Most arguments against nethack here are utter BS by Tony 07/11/2005, 4:40am PDT NEW
                Re: Most arguments against nethack here are utter BS by Robsuke 07/11/2005, 11:44am PDT NEW
            you're not hardcore enough for this game, go back to (simpler, more fun game) by Defense of overrated indy games 07/11/2005, 9:04am PDT NEW
            Re: Most arguments against nethack here are utter BS by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2005, 12:32pm PDT NEW
                Re: Most arguments against nethack here are utter BS by Robsuke 07/15/2005, 6:37am PDT NEW
            Most arguments against nethack here are utter BS... BUT NOT ALL OF THEM! by Mischief Maker 07/11/2005, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                You're thinking about Nethack the wrong way by Daverd 07/11/2005, 7:51pm PDT NEW
                    Lets put Nethack on a list with classic arcade games! by A Retarded Person 07/11/2005, 10:51pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Lets put Nethack on a list with classic arcade games! by Daverd 07/11/2005, 11:21pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Lets put Nethack on a list with classic arcade games! by bombMexico 07/11/2005, 11:53pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Lets put Nethack on a list with classic arcade games! by Robsuke 07/15/2005, 6:31am PDT NEW
                                Yeah, force everyone into "Ironman Mode", that's the ticket. by Worm 07/15/2005, 8:30am PDT NEW
            One more person to the pile officially makes this a gangrape by bombMexico 07/11/2005, 11:27pm PDT NEW
                Re: One more person to the pile officially makes this a gangrape by Robsuke 07/15/2005, 6:36am PDT NEW
                    (actually, he's in denial about being 100% gay) NT by Robsuke's wife 07/15/2005, 7:25am PDT NEW
            Re: Most arguments against nethack here are utter BS by Entropy Stew 07/12/2005, 1:09am PDT NEW
            Re: Most arguments against nethack here are utter BS by Rafiki 07/12/2005, 12:13pm PDT NEW
                Re: Most arguments against nethack here are utter BS by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 1:20pm PDT NEW
                    WHAT?! by Fussbett 07/12/2005, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                        Jesus, did you drop your Molson or what? by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 10:05pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Jesus, did you drop your Molson or what? by I need clarification 07/12/2005, 11:17pm PDT NEW
                    OMG IT TAKES YOUR HALF INCH COCK 30 MINUTES TO RECOVER AHHAAA HA NT by BDRbot 07/12/2005, 3:49pm PDT NEW
                Re: Most arguments against nethack here are utter BS by laudablepuss 07/12/2005, 2:33pm PDT NEW
    Nethack is everything bad about cRPGs in your face with none of the good. by Mischief Maker 06/07/2005, 2:14pm PDT NEW
        Re: Nethack is everything bad about cRPGs in your face with none of the good. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/07/2005, 2:59pm PDT NEW
        Also, as contracted by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/07/2005, 3:14pm PDT NEW
        Re: Nethack is everything bad about cRPGs in your face with none of the good. by anon 06/07/2005, 6:15pm PDT NEW
            Re: Nethack is everything bad about cRPGs in your face with none of the good. by Creexul :( 06/07/2005, 7:07pm PDT NEW
            Re: Nethack is everything bad about cRPGs in your face with none of the good. by Universal Plan B 06/07/2005, 7:38pm PDT NEW
                Re: Nethack is everything bad about cRPGs in your face with none of the good. by Creexul :( 06/07/2005, 7:43pm PDT NEW
                There are graphical frontends for nethack NT by Daverd 06/08/2005, 3:40pm PDT NEW
                Re: Nethack is everything bad about cRPGs in your face with none of the good. by Robsuke 07/11/2005, 3:17am PDT NEW
                    video by Fussbett 07/11/2005, 5:27am PDT NEW
                    you're not hardcore enough for this software go back to (simpler software) NT by Defense of overrated indy aps 07/11/2005, 9:05am PDT NEW
                    Re: Nethack is everything bad about cRPGs in your face with none of the good. by Entropy Stew 07/12/2005, 2:37am PDT NEW
                        Frawress Victory! NT by Thread announcer 07/12/2005, 6:00pm PDT NEW
            I enjoy fighting monsters, not your inventory/biological functions/interface by Mischief Philistine 06/11/2005, 8:08pm PDT NEW
 
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