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| OH GOD....... WHAT WAS I THINKING! I WAS WRONG ALL THIS TIME by Creexul :( 06/23/2005, 11:10am PDT | ||||
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| I just realized, Kthor might not draw the comics about the sasy visit!
Maybe it's not too late. O_O Here are some ideas! ^_^ In the first comic, sasy says, "we will met somewhere in the general area of this city, and walk towards each other! It's like a little game to play!" ONE HOUR LATER: I attempt to console sasy as she blubbers in front of people about how long she was waiting, WITH HER CUTE RABBIT ^_^ while I perhaps have a facial expression that's like "UM WHATEVER" (UNCARINGLY) Next, sasy jams to some gangsta rap on her ipod as her pants hang somewhere around her knees, then a black dude comes up to her and is like HEY BABE and she's like PSH EW, I'M WITH MY INTERNET BOYFRIEND HERE, YOU SMELL. Immediately after, she jerks him and his friend off behind a dumpster while crying (and perhaps her rabbit hangs out of her purse trying to escape). I sit contentedly at my computer (drooling) as I say smugly to myself, "There I have dumped sassy by making up stories about her being a whore, based only on her fucking like 20 different guys in the last month, all according to my evil plan!" Somewhere in the hory netherworld above, hidden in dark scary clouds, ominous overlords Kered and Mooranduh (who is hotter than sasy) hover above looking down at their control subject. Kered says, "oh god......... we forgot to tell him we were just kidding about all of this!" Then they are quiet. Then they start laughing derisively AT ME ;-; going hysterical like that mother in Starship Troopers when her kids were stepping on cockroaches. IN THE FUTURE: as we move on, Jsoh and I continue to live in moom's basement, and I am like "HEY JSOH COULD YOU JERK OFF MY TINY IMPOTENT PINDICK, MAYBE IT WILL GET HARD TODAY FINALLY" and Jsoh is like "OH GOD YOU ARE SO INSENSITIVE, THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG" then maybe we stab each other to death bitterly, and the clapstro MORALITY POLICE sit at their computers reading this news while sensitively stroking their 30 inch ultra cocks, and saying, "I would be happy but that would be SINKING TO THEIR LEVEL," then they begin to cry for considering such insensitivity. Meanwhile in sasy's future, perhaps she becomes a lawyer! She stands in front of the jury saying, "Okay, now I know this guy ran over a few kids, but perhaps exhibit A, this close-up picture of my pussy and asshole, will make you think otherwise!" Or perhaps she becomes a born again christian psychic medium! She sits up on the MRI bed while a doctor says, "this fish pendant is metallic, you were supposed to remove it," and she blurts out, "YOUR MOTHER SAYS SHE FORGAVE YOU," and the doctor says, "okay, my mother is still alive." And finally, perhaps she joins the army, and during some really intense live fire drill, she stays in a ditch jacking guys off, sucking dicks, taking it in the ass and pussy, while screaming LOOK AT ME DADDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then suddenly John Travolta is jumping away from an exploding building. |
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OH GOD....... WHAT WAS I THINKING! I WAS WRONG ALL THIS TIME by 06/23/2005, 11:10am PDT  Oh wait I forgot one. by 06/23/2005, 11:29am PDT I just bowled myself over............ WITH GOOFY CHARM! ^_^ NT by 06/23/2005, 11:33am PDT Moom constructs a basement for us to move into so we can live in it, in the alte NT by 06/23/2005, 12:56pm PDT Wrom does not approve or believe. by 06/23/2005, 6:21pm PDT I didn't believe it for a second. NT by 06/24/2005, 1:27am PDT |
