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Re: Blah by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 2:42pm PDT
Ray of Light wrote:

Ray: fuck, trying to talk to Zseni is like a trip to the dentist, except without anesthetic or health care.
Ray: I had this cool idea for a collaborative thing, but I couldn't get a description in edgewise amongst all the hate
Ray: oh hey, she posted about it
Ray: so I won't need to relate the experience
INC: yeah, she loves showing that people still talk to her


No, no! You've got it all wrong. What I love is straight manly men who need their fucking hands held. You know how you can tell? Because they keep fucking talking to me!

[09:56] Ray Comma Light: say, do you remember Cabaret Voltron and that non-caltrops forum site you built?
[11:52] Ray Comma Light: I hadn't seen your post when I typed that. Boy, you really stuck it to me!
[11:54] Ray Comma Light: Choson is cheering for you. Remember this? http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=49432
[11:54] Ray Comma Light: in his basement, there's a giant whiteboard that reads "Ray: 1 | Womankind: 1"
[11:55] Ray Comma Light: and, beside that, a mason jar full of tears

[11:56] Zsenijeim: The more you talk about anything but your precious fucking idea, the less I'm inclined to listen. Get your fucking hat in your fucking hand if that's what it takes, because you flirt like a faggot and you can't hope to keep anyone interested with the way you're blabbering on now.

[11:57] Ray Comma Light: The idea comes in October, remember? Between now and then, I'm going to try and coach you into the right frame of mind.
[11:57] Ray Comma Light: Because, as you know, an idea is a fragile thing.

[11:57] Zsenijeim: Bye.

[11:58] Ray Comma Light: OHNOS
[11:58] Ray Comma Light: are you an idea-hater? Because that's what you're acting like
[12:05] Ray Comma Light: Already, you've put me in a spot where I can't reveal it without simultaneously rewarding your bad behaviour. You've delayed things by months, but I am resolved to stay positive in the face of this setback.
[12:06] Ray Comma Light: The best thing to do here would be to talk to me, so that my mood can become your mood. I sense that you're afraid of that, but rest assured: I'm in a pretty good mood.
[12:30] Ray Comma Light: so, anyway, as a show of good faith, I'd like you to think of something nice to say about me and have it ready for the next time we talk. I will do the same.

So this isn't really worth doing a big fancy write-up about, but here's the drift: Ray has a pearl of priceless wisdom to impart to me as soon as I start acting like a proper young lady. He is leaking serious Nine And A Half Weeks: Passive Aggressive Version (starring Andy Dick) vibes here and it positively makes my skin crawl. And then he's all like, "But why don't you like me, baby? I mean, specifically." and INC is all "she's just JEALOUS, that CRRRRRAZY BITCH. *clawing at screen*"

It's cool, INC. Everything's cool, brother. Every time your man starts talking to me behind your back, I'll post it right here. No secrets, straight up. I don't want to start any trouble with you and yours.
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Blah by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 12:03pm PDT NEW
    Re: Blah by Ray of Light 06/25/2006, 12:52pm PDT NEW
        Re: Blah by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 2:42pm PDT NEW
            My first AIM block. by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 4:17pm PDT NEW
                Hey, come back here! You have aimbligations to fulfil! by Ray of Light 06/25/2006, 5:20pm PDT NEW
                    Watch out Zseni! He wants to pound your pussy into a bag of raw meat by sassy 06/25/2006, 5:27pm PDT NEW
                    RESULTS by Ray of Light 06/27/2006, 2:59pm PDT NEW
                Haha you blocked all of AIM like a year ago, you dizzy bitch. by I need clarification 06/25/2006, 8:22pm PDT NEW
                    "How dare you show your face around here after what you did to me?!" NT by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 8:32pm PDT NEW
                        The only man on the planet who could put up with you split. Forever. by I need clarification 06/25/2006, 9:02pm PDT NEW
                            Whoa, who was he? by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                                Rhymes with "Needy, Are" NT by Quentin Beck 06/25/2006, 9:51pm PDT NEW
                                Just another guy who realized fat chicks are for talking to (on the internet) NT by I need clarification 06/26/2006, 2:12am PDT NEW
                                    My imaginary internet friend? Is that like your imaginary wife? by Zsenicorpse 06/26/2006, 2:18am PDT NEW
                                        Finally! A week later. Anyway, you suck, your boyfriend left you. by I need clarification 06/26/2006, 3:08am PDT NEW
                                            ? He's sitting right behind me posting pics of a hot new copper-sheathed wak. by Zsenicorpse 06/26/2006, 3:20am PDT NEW
                                                Crack on his gook wife. It riles him deservedly. You CANNOT let that shit slide. NT by Quentin Beck 06/26/2006, 3:49am PDT NEW
                                                The marquee... is real stained glass! by Ray of Light 06/26/2006, 10:11am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: The marquee... is real stained glass! by sassy 06/26/2006, 10:44am PDT NEW
                                                        please explain why that's sad NT by Hoi Ploy 06/26/2006, 1:07pm PDT NEW
                                                    I WANT MY MONAY, BABY NT by Sassy 06/27/2006, 12:01am PDT NEW
                                                        I'll pay you in affection, interest NT by Ray of Light 06/27/2006, 3:25pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: ? He's sitting right behind me posting pics of a hot new copper-sheathed wak by sassy 06/26/2006, 10:40am PDT NEW
                                                    You're right, I should just shut up and not respond to anything. by Zsenicorpse 06/26/2006, 12:14pm PDT NEW
                                                        I didn't tell you what to do, one way or the other. by sassy 06/26/2006, 12:31pm PDT NEW
                                                            Good, because a lecture from you on restraint would be ridiculous. NT by Zsenicorpse 06/26/2006, 2:53pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: ? He's sitting right behind me posting pics of a hot new copper-sheathed wak by I need clarification 06/26/2006, 6:27pm PDT NEW
                                BDR NT by Entropy Stew 06/26/2006, 7:11am PDT NEW
                Seem to have blocked me too. =( by Chairman Mao 06/26/2006, 11:18am PDT NEW
                    And me. NT by Creexul :( 06/27/2006, 12:57am PDT NEW
    Re: Blah by Choson 06/25/2006, 12:57pm PDT NEW
        The images seemed like overcompensation. She's dressing up weak material. NT by Fullofkittens 06/25/2006, 3:04pm PDT NEW
            Au contraire, the images are what makes it. by Choson 06/25/2006, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                Yes, the images makes it NT by Ray of Light 06/25/2006, 5:41pm PDT NEW
    This is good practice for that Home Depot career she's got all picked out. NT by I need clarification 06/25/2006, 1:00pm PDT NEW
        I don't need to practice for that! NT by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 1:17pm PDT NEW
            Yes you do. NT by I need clarification 06/25/2006, 8:19pm PDT NEW
    Me by Fussbett 06/25/2006, 3:11pm PDT NEW
    Zseni has to stand for something or she'll fall for anything. ;-; NT by Creexul :( 06/25/2006, 6:18pm PDT NEW
    Ray's sick of fucking women, he wants to move on to bigger game NT by Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom 06/25/2006, 8:22pm PDT NEW
        Stick it to them. The pic's struck a chord with me. I'm loving it. NT by Souffle of Pain 06/25/2006, 11:41pm PDT NEW
            No. We like Zseni. Do try to keep up. NT by Souffle of Pain 06/26/2006, 12:19am PDT NEW
                She's knee deep in this shit and we're behind her all the way.Full credit to her NT by Souffle of Pain 06/26/2006, 1:19am PDT NEW
                    Slog it out, gorgeous. Ray's never had it so rough. NT by Souffle of Pain 06/26/2006, 1:19am PDT NEW
    Yay, Star Trek! by laudablepuss 06/26/2006, 4:37pm PDT NEW
    Potentially embarassing question for the female poster. by Jerry Whorebach 06/26/2006, 9:57pm PDT NEW
        Re: Potentially embarassing question for the female poster. by sassy 06/26/2006, 11:55pm PDT NEW
        Will someone politely remind this piece of shit that I'm sexually active. NT by Quentin Beck 06/27/2006, 12:06am PDT NEW
    Roseanne, Pearl Foresster, Zseni by Johnny Carson 06/26/2006, 11:08pm PDT NEW
 
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