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Re: Ray [literally] Sucks [emotions]! by Ray of Light 08/23/2006, 9:39pm PDT
Zsenicorpse wrote:

emotional vampires, for example, like Ray!


Having never been described this way, I looked into the qualifications. Turns out they're incredibly light: you just need 5 true answers to this quiz. I stopped after I got 5, and bolded my 5 "true" answers so that others may compare themselves to me (I assume they'd want to).

I can't help but note the envious tone of the quiz -- observe that actually being talented and intelligent (questions 1,9,20) and realizing it (q.2) is good for four points out of the requisite five.


How to Spot An Emotional Vampire - The Narcissistic Vampire Checklist

True or false? Score one point for each true answer.

1. THIS PERSON HAS ACHIEVED MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE HIS OR HER AGE.

2. THIS PERSON IS FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT HE OR SHE IS BETTER, SMARTER, OR MORE TALENTED THAN OTHER PEOPLE.

3. THIS PERSON LOVES COMPETITION, BUT IS A POOR LOSER.

4. THIS PERSON HAS FANTASIES OF DOING SOMETHING GREAT OR BEING FAMOUS, AND OFTEN EXPECTS TO BE TREATED AS IF THESE FANTASIES HAD ALREADY COME TRUE.

5. THIS PERSON HAS VERY LITTLE INTEREST IN WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE THINKING OR FEELING, UNLESS HE OR SHE WANTS SOMETHING FROM THEM.

6. THIS PERSON IS A NAME DROPPER.

7. TO THIS PERSON IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO LIVE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AND ASSOCIATE WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

8. THIS PERSON TAKES ADVANTAGE OF OTHER PEOPLE TO ACHIEVE HIS OR HER OWN GOALS.

9. THIS PERSON USUALLY MANAGES TO BE IN A CATEGORY BY HIM OR HERSELF.

10. THIS PERSON OFTEN FEELS PUT UPON WHEN ASKED TO TAKE CARE OF HIS OR HER RESPONSIBILITIES TO FAMILY, FRIENDS, OR WORK GROUP.

11. THIS PERSON REGULARLY DISREGARDS RULES OR EXPECTS THEM TO BE CHANGED BECAUSE HE OR SHE IS IN SOME WAY SPECIAL.

12. THIS PERSON BECOMES IRRITATED WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DON'T AUTOMATICALLY DO WHAT HE OR SHE WANTS THEM TO DO, EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR NOT COMPLYING.

13. THIS PERSON REVIEWS SPORTS, ART, AND LITERATURE BY TELLING YOU WHAT HE OR SHE WOULD HAVE DONE INSTEAD.

14. THIS PERSON THINKS MOST CRITICISMS OF HIM OR HER ARE MOTIVATED BY JEALOUSY.

15. THIS PERSON REGARDS ANYTHING SHORT OF WORSHIP TO BE REJECTION.

16. THIS PERSON SUFFERS FROM A CONGENITAL INABILITY TO RECOGNIZE HIS OR HER OWN MISTAKES. ON THE RARE OCCASIONS THAT THIS PERSON DOES RECOGNIZE A MISTAKE, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST ERROR CAN PRECIPITATE A MAJOR DEPRESSION.

17. THIS PERSON OFTEN EXPLAINS WHY PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER KNOWN THAN HE OR SHE IS NOT REALLY ALL THAT GREAT.

18. THIS PERSON OFTEN COMPLAINS OF BEING MISTREATED OR MISUNDERSTOOD.

19. PEOPLE EITHER LOVE OR HATE THIS PERSON.

20. DESPITE THIS PERSON'S OVERLY HIGH OPINION OF HIM OR HERSELF, HE OR SHE IS REALLY QUITE INTELLIGENT AND TALENTED.

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He Lives! by Mischief Maker 08/21/2006, 11:19pm PDT NEW
    Re: He Lives! by Mr. 3000 and his blob 08/22/2006, 1:35am PDT NEW
    He sucks! by Zsenicorpse 08/22/2006, 10:55am PDT NEW
        Re: He sucks! by Mischief Maker 08/22/2006, 12:04pm PDT NEW
            Re: He sucks! by Mischief Maker 08/22/2006, 12:05pm PDT NEW
                Re: He sucks! by Zsenicorpse 08/23/2006, 5:22pm PDT NEW
                    Re: He sucks! by Mischief Maker 08/23/2006, 5:59pm PDT NEW
                        Re: He sucks! by Zsenicorpse 08/23/2006, 6:07pm PDT NEW
                            Re: He sucks! by Liz Enkittengasm 08/23/2006, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                                Re: He sucks! by Zsenicorpse 08/23/2006, 8:40pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: He sucks! by I need clarification 08/23/2006, 9:00pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: He sucks! by Zsenicorpse 08/23/2006, 11:19pm PDT NEW
                                            Replying to everyone EXCEPT me undermines my exaggerated sense of self! by Ray of Light 08/24/2006, 5:40am PDT NEW
                                    Yeah guys, make with the irony already NT by Dennis Miller 08/23/2006, 9:07pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: He sucks! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/23/2006, 9:38pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: He sucks! by Zsenicorpse 08/23/2006, 11:23pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: He sucks! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/24/2006, 12:48am PDT NEW
                                                Re: He sucks! by Zsenicorpse 08/24/2006, 8:23am PDT NEW
                                                    We met in the middle and there was nothing there. by Liz Enkittengasm 08/24/2006, 12:02pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: He sucks! by Fullofkittens 08/23/2006, 9:38pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: He sucks! by Zsenicorpse 08/23/2006, 11:14pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: He sucks! by Fullofkittens 08/24/2006, 6:52am PDT NEW
                                                Re: He sucks! by Zsenicorpse 08/24/2006, 8:24am PDT NEW
                                                    OH BOY CALTROPS IS SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING NOW THAT YOU'RE BACK!! by I need clarification 08/24/2006, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                                                        Yes it is. by Zsenicorpse 09/03/2006, 9:06pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Yes it is. by Entropy Stew 09/04/2006, 5:53am PDT NEW
                                                                Re: Yes it is. by Zsenicorpse 09/04/2006, 9:41am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Ray [literally] Sucks [emotions]! by Ray of Light 08/23/2006, 9:39pm PDT NEW
                            Seanbaby isn't attractive enough to call a pretty boy. by Quentin Beck 08/24/2006, 1:22am PDT NEW
                                He's tall, he's lean and you could grate cheese on his cheekbones. NT by But he's no Quentin Beck :( 08/24/2006, 2:41am PDT NEW
                    OBJECTION! by Jerry Whorebach 06/02/2007, 9:02am PDT NEW
                        Actually I believe the ultimate in making fun of cosplay/animoo was Cosplay Hell by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/02/2007, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                            Well, I won't wait for suspense to build. :( by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/02/2007, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                                PS: it doesn't surprise me zensy would ever think the sa boards were some kind NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/02/2007, 3:42pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Well, I won't wait for suspense to build. :( by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/02/2007, 5:20pm PDT NEW
        not enough Conan references? NT by Flavio 08/22/2006, 8:55pm PDT NEW
            You're a second-string poster precisely because you have no grasp of context. NT by Zsenicorpse 08/23/2006, 5:35pm PDT NEW
                you're a second-string man precisely because you try way too hard by Flavio 08/23/2006, 6:57pm PDT NEW
                    Re: you're a second-string man precisely because you try way too hard by Zsenicorpse 08/23/2006, 8:31pm PDT NEW
                        Nothing is cute against acid wash jeans. NT by Fussbett 08/23/2006, 8:57pm PDT NEW
                        wildly fresh attack inside by Flavio 08/24/2006, 2:34am PDT NEW
                            Re: wildly fresh attack inside by Zsenicorpse 08/24/2006, 8:25am PDT NEW
                                Zseni, God Emperor of Dune NT by Chairman Mao 08/24/2006, 10:11am PDT NEW
                                    maybe this one will get a reply by Flavio 08/24/2006, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                                        I love Data. by Zsenicorpse 09/03/2006, 9:05pm PDT NEW
                        [x] 17. THIS PERSON EXPLAINS WHY PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER KNOWN THAN HE OR SHE ARE NT by REALLY ALL THAT GREAT 06/02/2007, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                            This was like a year ago. :( NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/03/2007, 4:25am PDT NEW
        Re: He sucks! by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2006, 5:27pm PDT NEW
    Re: He Lives! by jeep 08/22/2006, 12:08pm PDT NEW
    Nice! Thanks. NT by I need clarification 08/22/2006, 2:25pm PDT NEW
        Damn, so I guess it wasn't you. by Grogan 08/23/2006, 5:33am PDT NEW
            That's a good one. NT by I need clarification 08/23/2006, 2:20pm PDT NEW
                Did the guy work near you? by God of War Fan 08/23/2006, 2:55pm PDT NEW
                    How did the guy kill himself? NT by Creexul :( 08/23/2006, 3:20pm PDT NEW
                        HOW DID HE FUCKING DIE ALREADY NT by SOUFFLE FUCKING PAIN 08/24/2006, 12:32am PDT NEW
                RUOK? NT by Tony 08/23/2006, 11:14pm PDT NEW
    Question by Carl Burnski 08/22/2006, 11:40pm PDT NEW
        I think it was mostly Chet in the early days NT by Melvin Cowznofski 08/23/2006, 3:12am PDT NEW
            But are they just kindred spirits or was Seanbaby an influence NT by Carl again 08/23/2006, 11:33pm PDT NEW
                Erik "discovered" Seanbaby after OMM was already funny. NT by HISTORIAN 08/24/2006, 12:09am PDT NEW
        Erik was always funny. Where is he now, btw? NT NT by Zanzibar "Buck Buck" McFate 08/28/2006, 10:30am PDT NEW
            INTERNET by HISTORIAN 08/28/2006, 11:36am PDT NEW
 
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