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Re: Penalty for losing a game of C&C 3: captive audience for 10 seconds of jerki by Last 01/08/2007, 6:33pm PST
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Flavio wrote:

C&C3 360 to incorporate Live Vision camera.

See the Enemy Before You Crush Them - Using Xbox 360's revolutionary VisionCam technology you can now literally see the face of your opponent while you decimate him in Xbox Live battles. Plus, for the winner, the Spotlight cam gives you an unchallenged ten seconds of fame to let your enemy know exactly how you feel about your victory.


Real time strategy games are stressful for people like myself, who have never been in the armed forces and never dealt with real stress. However, I am no better at RTS games than I was after I finished Warcraft II. I was continually the worst player at "Trash" when I played it with Worm and Pinback. Would I have improved if I knew I was getting eyeful of balls, or balls with something Sharpied on them, upon another inevitable demise? And I would only be seeing testicles on an old Samsung monitor that has been called "laughable" -- getting that over a 52" plasma screen would be humiliating.

ICJ


10 seconds is a long time. Three or four seconds is about how long a decent gloating should take.* A ten second gloating would be mostly empty space:

1.) Call opponent a fag.
2.) Show dick and balls.
3.) Show hairy asscrack
4.) pause
5.) pause
6.) pause
7.) pause
8.) pause
9.) fidget uncomfortably**
10.) pause

* based on Street Fighter end-of-fight taunt screens.
** realization that you just showed dick, balls, and ass to an alleged fag.


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Xbox + camera = outrage by Fussbett 10/20/2006, 5:35pm PDT NEW
    Re: Xbox + camera = outrage by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/20/2006, 8:11pm PDT NEW
    I think they're losing sight of what's REALLY obscene here by Mischief Maker 10/21/2006, 8:51am PDT NEW
    Why isn't this of the front page, yet? It has avatars and everything. NT by Quentin Beck 10/22/2006, 5:08am PDT NEW
        More needs to be made of this. We're looking 4 at least 3 more big name comments NT by Quentin Beck 10/22/2006, 9:19pm PDT NEW
    Re: Xbox + camera = outrage by Quenten Beck 10/22/2006, 10:29pm PDT NEW
        Re: Xbox + camera = outrage by Quentin Beck 10/22/2006, 10:37pm PDT NEW
            Every post leaves me open to another brutal QB attack. When will I learn?! NT by Fussbett 10/22/2006, 11:46pm PDT NEW
                No sarcasm here, friend! This is 110% genuine cocksucking. I loved it! NT by Quentin Beck 10/23/2006, 12:54am PDT NEW
                    Is QB Xbox360MASTER, desperate for more attention? NT by Mischief Maker 10/23/2006, 12:56pm PDT NEW
                Re: Every post leaves me open to another brutal QB attack. When will I learn?! by Quenten Beck 10/23/2006, 5:12am PDT NEW
                    So is it 100% or 110%? NT by Robin Williams 10/23/2006, 8:16am PDT NEW
                    Does Fussbett recognize our sincerity now? We encourage his type of posting. by Quentin Beck 10/24/2006, 2:50pm PDT NEW
                        I don't. NT by Entropy Stew.... PID! 10/24/2006, 3:12pm PDT NEW
                        If I were Fussbett, I'd be getting worried right about now... NT by Misty Player 10/24/2006, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Does Fussbett recognize our sincerity now? We encourage his type of posting. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/24/2006, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                        I miss Mysterio by Sweaty Azn Ladyboy 10/24/2006, 6:05pm PDT NEW
    Watch me take a name and make it sexy. by Jerry Whorebach 10/23/2006, 1:05am PDT NEW
    Penalty for losing a game of C&C 3: captive audience for 10 seconds of jerking by Flavio 01/08/2007, 5:24pm PST NEW
        Penalty for losing a game of C&C 3: captive audience for 10 seconds of jerking by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/08/2007, 5:51pm PST NEW
            Re: Penalty for losing a game of C&C 3: captive audience for 10 seconds of jerki by Last 01/08/2007, 6:33pm PST NEW
 
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