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              |  | Bill Dungsroman wrote:
 Also, the new ish has an interview with the iD guys, who state for the record they were deliberately making a Resident Evil-type survival horror game when they made Doom 3. They just forgot to tell, you know, everyone.
 
 This is very stupid of them -- they created the best haunted house simulator in gaming and they should be proud of it. Every Resident Evil game I have ever played has been vastly inferior to Doom III, and not just because of the controls scheme (although mostly because of the control scheme). That being said, it's still no more than four stars outta five.
 
 What a mess for CGW. I liked Doom III, but I recognize that my opinion was in the minority. I also played it for no more than two hours a night well after the sun went down in a completely dark room on a television set, done this way to specifically freak myself out. It sounds like I had something similar to Gladstone's setup, except that Carmack wasn't over my shoulder going HURM AREN'T YOU ENJOYING - HURMMM - THIS!!! while I played it. CGW is very willing to trash non-A+ releases as any gaming rag should be, but with the nuzzling and guzzling of Doom III, Black and White and MOO3 they've proven that they won't offend big releases with enough hype.
 
 Hey, I made my 50th "The Gaming Magazine Industry is A Complete Waste of Time" post. I'm gonna head on over to AMFV and pick myself out something saucy as a "reward." Please pardon any forthcoming typos as the keys gradually unstick themselves.
 
 
 the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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              | CGW Comes Out United For Its Doom3 Review. by  Bill Dungsroman  11/02/2004, 12:05pm PST  Erik talks about Doom 3 in AIM (plus a special appearance by Half-Life 2) by  Fussbett  11/02/2004, 10:12pm PST
  Re: CGW Comes Out United For Its Doom3 Review. by  Ice Cream Jonsey  11/03/2004, 3:55pm PST
  Their lack of moral values reflect...well, nothing.  by  jeep  11/04/2004, 3:51pm PST
  Re: Their lack of moral values reflect...well, nothing.  by  Creexul :(  11/04/2004, 4:47pm PST
  Re: CGW Comes Out United For Its Doom3 Review. by  Souffle of Pain  11/04/2004, 3:00pm PST
  Re: CGW Comes Out United For Its Doom3 Review. by  Jeff Green  11/24/2004, 11:57pm PST
  OMG IT'S REALLY HIM!  NT by  Screaming Girls  11/25/2004, 1:06am PST
  Holy shit. by  Bill Dungsroman  11/25/2004, 1:27am PST
  Well that was embarassing enough. by  Fussbett  11/25/2004, 1:56am PST
  The guy at jeff_green@ziffdavis.com never heard of a Jeff Green?  NT by  I need even further clarification  11/25/2004, 2:06am PST
  Re: The guy at jeff_green@ziffdavis.com never heard of a Jeff Green? by  Jeff Green  11/25/2004, 9:18am PST
  Dare not speak my name. by  Fussbett  11/25/2004, 1:09pm PST
  My you've gotten unfunny, Fussy-betty.  NT by  Zseni  11/25/2004, 1:12pm PST
  Who are you?  Jeff Green?  NT by  Fussbett  11/25/2004, 3:56pm PST
  Less weepy vagina monologues next time. by  Zseni  11/25/2004, 7:00pm PST
  Jesus, you're weird.  Project much?  NT by  Fussbett  11/25/2004, 7:03pm PST
  Re: Jesus, you're weird.  Project much? by  Zseni  11/25/2004, 7:37pm PST
  Listen, Jeff Green.  I've had just about enough of you. by  Fussbett  11/25/2004, 11:34pm PST
  And you're an unfunny cunt.  NT by  Zseni  11/26/2004, 7:00am PST
  And you're a fat bitch.  NT by  JUST GO HOME AND EAT SOME PIE  11/26/2004, 10:46am PST
  HOT PIE by  Entropy Stew  11/28/2004, 2:38am PST
  Or what? by  Bill Dungsroman  11/26/2004, 3:44pm PST
  Let's get to the bottom of what's wrong with me. by  Fussbett  11/26/2004, 4:13pm PST
  Problem: FUNNAY not found. New Search String... by  Zseni  11/27/2004, 2:37am PST
  Problem: FUNNAY not found. Error, buffer reached max size, exiting... by  foolio, Zseni   11/27/2004, 3:02am PST
  You may stop posting here forever now, thanks for the lame screenshots, goodbye.  NT by  Mystero  11/27/2004, 5:10am PST
  Those words cut deep, like a sawblade in HL2 cuts deep.  Right to the bone! by  foolio  11/27/2004, 11:00am PST
  I remember us all laughing whenever you replied with, "Coward!"  by  Mystero  11/27/2004, 12:41pm PST
  Wait, now you're getting me confused with...who are you confusing me with? by  foolio  11/27/2004, 1:09pm PST
  Re: I remember us all laughing whenever you replied with, "Coward!"  by  whydirt  11/27/2004, 5:25pm PST
  Re: I remember us all laughing whenever you replied with, "Coward!"  by  Creexul :(  11/30/2004, 4:55am PST
  Faggot NT by  Zseni  11/27/2004, 6:34am PST
  On writing like Zseni by  Better Zseni Impersonations Inc.  11/27/2004, 7:11am PST
  But this sounds like you by  Mysterio  11/27/2004, 7:40am PST
  Re: On writing like Zseni by  Choson  11/27/2004, 7:48am PST
  Humour is subjective. by  Fussbett  11/27/2004, 4:49am PST
  Yes it is and yours is subjectively bad.  NT by  Zseni  11/27/2004, 6:32am PST
  You failed at riling me up, so now you go after Fussbett?  You so crazy! NT by  Fullofkittens  11/27/2004, 8:22am PST
  You are a zero player, a non event. You are an afterthought. You never matter.  NT by  Mystero  11/27/2004, 12:47pm PST
  How do you fuck up the default blank author field, you tard  NT by  Mysterio  11/27/2004, 1:53pm PST
  Reflect on the amount of time and effort put into that post, oh mediocrity lord.  NT by  Mysterio  11/27/2004, 3:29pm PST
  "Mediocrity lord"! Brilliant!  NT by  Mysterioso  11/27/2004, 9:09pm PST
  Thank you for providing an example.  NT by  Mystardo  11/28/2004, 3:06am PST
  P.S. Your musical career is as viable as Creex getting laid by anyone but Jsoh  NT by  DAYUM, that's harsh!  11/27/2004, 1:12pm PST
  zzz...  NT by  Fullofkittens  11/27/2004, 3:00pm PST
  OH YEAH WELL YO MAMA SO FAT  NT by  Mysterio  11/27/2004, 3:48pm PST
  Close! by  Fussbett  11/27/2004, 3:54pm PST
  Only subjectively, thank goodness by  Fussbett  11/27/2004, 1:55pm PST
  Actually, by  Bill Dungsroman  11/27/2004, 6:31pm PST
  I fucked Veronica  NT by  Jeff Green  11/27/2004, 11:52am PST
  HIGH FIVE!  NT by  Umberto  11/27/2004, 3:29pm PST
  BDR never fails to embarass :( by  I need clarification  11/25/2004, 2:54am PST
  Isn't working for Sony on PS2 titles a lot like working for Sega on Dreamcast? by  Mister Fancy Pants  11/25/2004, 11:11am PST
  Re: BDR never fails to embarass :( by  Jeff Green  11/25/2004, 11:48am PST
  Re: BDR never fails to embarass :( by  Lizard_King  11/25/2004, 9:15pm PST
  That's horrible. Everyone stop apologizing to Jeff Green for Caltrops. by  I need clarification  11/29/2004, 11:22pm PST
  Why do jews have big noses?  Air is free.  NT by  Lizard_King  11/30/2004, 12:41am PST
  Why do broke coders hate Jews? Because we're rich.  NT by  I need clarification  11/30/2004, 10:53am PST
  INC never fails to embarass (himself) by  Bill Dungsroman  11/26/2004, 3:13pm PST
  I AM A FUCKING GOD OF WAR by  Jeff Green  11/26/2004, 3:35pm PST
  Wow by  Choson  11/25/2004, 5:01pm PST
  IT'S LIKE EATING A DELICIOUS SPONGE!  NT by  Creexul :(  11/25/2004, 5:44pm PST
  MARRIED... WITH CALTROPS by  Ray of Light  11/27/2004, 3:41pm PST
  It's like Hee Haw meets Jonestown in here  NT by  Entropy Stew  11/27/2004, 6:16pm PST
  Re: It's like Hee Haw meets Jonestown in here by  Bill Dungsroman  11/27/2004, 6:23pm PST
  OMG GAY PM  NT by  Entropy Stew  11/27/2004, 8:13pm PST
  
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