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World's children to Bizarre Creations: "Please stop, you're hurting us." by Jerry Whorebach 07/05/2007, 5:18pm PDT



Here's a preview shot from Bizarre Creations' hotly-anticipated racer, Project Gotham Racing 4. It's gray and crowded and depressing, and all the ninety-degree corners mean you'll spend most of the race going slow enough to read the gook writing on those signs. But if you look closely at the third window from the right, you can see a man escaping this urban hell into a magical fantasy land inside his Sega Genesis. "The colours!" He exclaims, "I never knew there were so many." Secretly he wishes he could live in Emerald Hill Zone. But he doesn't, he lives in the real world, where hedgehogs are eaten and scientists toil round the clock to make it rain in video games.







In conclusion, anyone who buys one of the million-billion-selling Gran Turismo-alikes instead of OutRun 2006 deserves what they get.
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Review Request: Outrun 2006 Coast 2 Coast (PS2) NT by Belbo Jacopo 07/05/2007, 2:22pm PDT
    World's children to Bizarre Creations: "Please stop, you're hurting us." by Jerry Whorebach 07/05/2007, 5:18pm PDT
        Front page this motherfucker! NT by Quentin Beck 07/05/2007, 6:53pm PDT
            Remember that this hasn't been frontpaged yet. NT by Quentin Beck 07/12/2007, 3:37am PDT
                Too late. Xboxicide must have caught on to me stealing their screenshots. by Jerry Whorebach 07/12/2007, 5:39am PDT
                    Job's done NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/12/2007, 2:27pm PDT
                        Thanks! NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/12/2007, 11:44pm PDT
        Its full of stars! NT by Grumah 07/13/2007, 6:55am PDT
        Just reinstalled Outrun 2006 today. by Mischief Shai-hulud 08/17/2012, 1:26pm PDT
            4'29" NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/17/2012, 2:39pm PDT
 
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