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Re: I said it was fucking retarded to say System Shock 2 was better than bioshoc by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/19/2007, 2:13pm PDT
Zseni wrote:

Would the article take the form of you posting ignorant comments and me correcting you with mild yet blinding genius? We're gonna be halfway there in a minute!


I'm all for whatever's easiest. I also have a pretty bad memory, which might be confused for trolling or a general fog of stupidity, so please keep that in mind.


You can't clean them out in Oblivion either. Although the shopkeepers go to sleep, all store goods and money are kept in Sekret Hidden Chests - you have to turn clipping off to get to the bootle. You can take all the shopkeeper's painstakingly-arranged Novice Alembics and 10-drake copies of Thief Of Virtue - a really fat decorator can set you up with 200... even 300!... drakes.


I don't know, I thought I saw a bunch of shop keepers have all their wares out on the desk, like the Hispanic Flea Market on 88th out here in Denver, and then you could just go in and take what you want when nobody was around. If you tried to sell it back to the same guy, Oblivion would recognize that and freak the seller out in dramatic histrionics, but you were completely free to sell it in a different town (also like the flea market here in Denver). If they pack that stuff up at night, or it's all so low value that it becomes an asteroid mining grind to make any money, then it's a wash between that and Morrowind's Buckingham Palace routine, sure.

... But come on, it's really dumb for the same guy to watch his crap 24/7. I'm not saying it matters, and it's pretty nitpicky, but still. It shatters the craftsmanship that the Morrowind team otherwise invested in creating a very immersive world.


There's only one class in Bethesda games: fighterthiefwizard. I potter about the swamp masquerading as a herb-mixing healer, but actually I kill the shit out of everything that moves. Except I had to install the Peaceful Creatures mod so that every rat with a chip on its shoulder would stop committing suicide. Incidentally this would also help with your cliff racer problem. Another thing that would have made cliff racers less annoying: a weapon with a strong enchantment on it. As these regenerate in Morrowind (they don't in Oblivion), you would have probably enjoyed your stay in the foyadas a little more if you'd plunked down the coin for sko +50 Shock Damage enchanted dagger. Call it "Cliff Shredda"!


Yeah, but I always play my characters in Bethesda games as shiftless and broke layabouts, with few prospects for the future. I can't stand games where the PC is more financially successful than me. It turns them, in my mind, from "in-game avatar" to "smug, bullyboy prick." That's one of the things so reassuring about Bioshock - I'm playing a dipshitted drug addict who couldn't afford to ride on an airline with non-exploding flights, who is (condescendingly) called "rich" by the game when he has $190 to his name. Plus, the guy doesn't have any friends. (Except Atlas.) (Who is Irish, which means he's more like a drinking buddy.) When I exit that game, or more likely, see my fucking computer reset itself due to a temperature fault, I stare at the BIOS splash screen feeling good about myself.

So I don't think I've ever made enough to afford even a +5 dagger of melee in a Bethesda game. Partly because of class, partly because I am the man intentionally keeping my dude in old brown wine bags for shoes. But everyone hated cliff racers, and that was before I learned they regenerated, which I did just now because you told me. Fucking Racers!


More arguments as to why Morrowind is better than Oblivion:


This all sounds very reasonable, which is great for you making strong arguments as to why Morrowind is the better game, but bad for the thread. It also warrants mentioning that any comparison between Oblivion and something else is prefaced with, "After you install the mod that stops the monsters from leveling with you." A long time ago, on the Something Awful Forum, there was this huge thread about whether or not America could win a war fighting against every other country at the same time. There was a pretty screechy anti-American contingent over there who was not going to let anything like facts get in their belief that all the other countries could destroy America if they had to. They had to believe that, it practically defined them on some level. Of course, the thread had a disclaimer before anyone got started: no nukes. You couldn't let nuclear weapons into the discussion because otherwise, yeah, America would just nuke the shit out of Asia and Europe and that'd be it. Likewise, Oblivion makes you feel like an idiot arguing that it's better than game x, because of the auto-leveling. In Zork, you'd get more hit points and more combat skill as you solved puzzles, therefore making you a better match for the thief as you progress -- when a game designer doesn't understand something that was nailed by an 80KB text game from thirty years ago, well, I'm not going to be the guy arguing on their side for very long. In fact, I put the limit at "half of one post."

Oh, I just remembered the other thing - I liked the opening to Oblivion better than Morrowind. "Break Picard out of jail" is better than "fill out these forms." If that's what they went with to open, I'm sure the stuff they shot down involved the game giving you a vacuum cleaner, a push into town and binding the left mouse button to "knock."

But both of them are a million times better in the opening scene than Daggerfall. That reminds me: I assume you liked Morrowind more than Daggerfall. But did you like Daggerfall better than Oblivion?


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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"Fuck Caltrops" and "System Shock 2" better than Bioshock by Gleen 09/10/2007, 4:01pm PDT NEW
    They need to be repolled when Fallout 3 comes out. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/10/2007, 5:17pm PDT NEW
        I can predict that poll for you right now by Quentin Beck 09/10/2007, 9:53pm PDT NEW
            SUCH INTENSE CRED by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/10/2007, 11:20pm PDT NEW
            Wasteland by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/11/2007, 1:36am PDT NEW
                Well Brian Fargo is making Wasteland 2 now. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 1:42am PDT NEW
                    Sweet! Is he using The Bard's Tale '04 engine? Because that would be just awesom NT by The Ray-be Brothers 09/11/2007, 2:03am PDT NEW
                        No and it will probably DISGRACE the honor of the original Wasteland HRRRRRRN NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 2:21am PDT NEW
    Re: "Fuck Caltrops" and "System Shock 2" better than Bioshock by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 5:34pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, a real creep would re-reg under a proxy. by Worm 09/10/2007, 5:44pm PDT NEW
    Perhaps they meant "Fuck" as a verb? NT by Mischief Maker 09/10/2007, 10:29pm PDT NEW
        Yes, the Caltrops accolades keep coming. by Fussbett 09/11/2007, 12:33pm PDT NEW
            They hand out accolades like CANDY over there (BDR is never coming back) by Jerry Whorebach 09/19/2007, 3:11am PDT NEW
    What's the genesis of this? NT by Why is Raife hatin'? 09/11/2007, 3:50am PDT NEW
        Re: What's the genesis of this? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/11/2007, 5:59pm PDT NEW
            "Raife" posted the poll in question on Qt3 by Fussbett 09/11/2007, 7:24pm PDT NEW
                I said it was fucking retarded to say System Shock 2 was better than bioshock by Worm Zero 09/11/2007, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                    Re: I said it was fucking retarded to say System Shock 2 was better than bioshoc by Zseni 09/12/2007, 2:24am PDT NEW
                        A god! Leave your western monotheism at the door lady! by Worm 09/12/2007, 8:06am PDT NEW
                        you can tell something is 100% wrong when its posted by zsni NT by dustbin of history 09/12/2007, 3:48pm PDT NEW
                            More attention for you! NT by Zseni 09/12/2007, 3:58pm PDT NEW
                                Edging in on your market? NT by FABIO 09/19/2007, 9:51pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I said it was fucking retarded to say System Shock 2 was better than bioshoc by Quentin Beck 09/12/2007, 6:38pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I said it was fucking retarded to say System Shock 2 was better than bioshoc by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/12/2007, 6:54pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I said it was fucking retarded to say System Shock 2 was better than bioshoc by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/12/2007, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                                melons by FABIO 09/20/2007, 9:52am PDT NEW
                            Re: I said it was fucking retarded to say System Shock 2 was better than bioshoc by Zseni 09/19/2007, 11:34am PDT NEW
                                Re: I said it was fucking retarded to say System Shock 2 was better than bioshoc by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/19/2007, 2:13pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: I said it was fucking retarded to say System Shock 2 was better than bioshoc by Zseni 09/19/2007, 3:10pm PDT NEW
                                        Don't forget the faggy Kilrathi race that looks fresh from a Disney parade. by Quentin Beck 09/19/2007, 6:29pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: I said it was fucking retarded to say System Shock 2 was better than bioshoc by Jerry Whorebach 09/19/2007, 9:43pm PDT NEW
                                        Let me tell you about Zork: Grand Inquisitor by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/19/2007, 10:26pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Let me tell you about Zork: Grand Inquisitor by Bananadine 09/20/2007, 7:23pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: Let me tell you about Zork: Grand Inquisitor by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/21/2007, 3:19pm PDT NEW
                Raife got banned. That's how it ended. by Mysterio 10/28/2015, 11:56am PDT NEW
                    HooRAY! NT by Roop 10/28/2015, 5:30pm PDT NEW
 
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