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by Arbit 01/04/2008, 1:17am PST |
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Nomad and his buddies are awfully blasé about aliens. When something evicerates spicy Latin man and leaves him hanging from a tree, some brows were furrowed. When an alien swoops into plain sight and nabs saucy black man, gritty faced Morpheus orders that we give pursuit for at least a couple hundred feet. When Morpheus himself is stolen away, commanding officer suggests aborting; not because of, you know, FUCKING ALIENS, but can you complete the mission? Of course, I've got it under control! I can still complete the mission!
And so on. Massive alien pylons jut out of the earth, shaking free massive chunks of mountain while lightning arcs between them. "Keep killin' Koreans, son!" Hey, a bunch of flying blue robots killed off a bunch of Koreans right in front of my face!!!! "That's fewer Koreans for you to kill, son!" Don't look a ice beam shooting Korean-killing gift horse in the mouth, I guess?
Anyway, Crysis effectively turns into a shitty Quake 4 knockoff once you start shooting aliens. I know no one listens to these sorts of warnings, but once you're about to enter the alien base, just please shut the fucking game off. LISTEN TO ME. |
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The alien levels by Arbit 01/04/2008, 1:17am PST 
It's still better than the best parts of Halo 3 NT by Grumah 01/04/2008, 2:22am PST
Also the writing for Crysis is better than the matrix movies. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/04/2008, 3:07am PST
Also the alien base is only a half hour long. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/04/2008, 3:10am PST
Also, everything after the alien level is more computer intensive. by Fussbett 01/04/2008, 9:09am PST
The alien machines are easy to shoot down if you use your choo kook gun. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/04/2008, 9:13am PST
aliens, PUNCH THEM... koreans, you want some too? NT by Grumah 01/04/2008, 11:13am PST
Re: Also, everything after the alien level is more computer intensive. by Quentin Beck 01/08/2008, 5:39pm PST
^That's me! NT by Arbit 01/08/2008, 5:41pm PST
I would miss humvees also. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/08/2008, 6:09pm PST
Re: Also, everything after the alien level is more computer intensive. by The Happiness Engine 01/08/2008, 10:16pm PST
Re: Also, everything after the alien level is more computer intensive. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/08/2008, 10:40pm PST
Re: Also, everything after the alien level is more computer intensive. by The Happiness Engine 01/08/2008, 11:03pm PST
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