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I'm late to this party too. by Fussbett 02/05/2008, 12:14pm PST
Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O wrote:

then yeah the movie was just adventures of running away from a guy who you think would just crack in half from having a pen thrown at him.

Don't forget that he had superhuman strength, and could pick someone up with one arm.

FABIO already covered how the movie is exactly Event Horizon, right down to "ending a sci-fi movie with a fist fight", so I want to talk about how an important premise of this science-versus-religion tale is that staring at the sun becomes addictive and will drive you crazy. It's hard to buy into this premise! The second ridiculous premise that I don't think was mentioned is where the movie tells us that this awesomely advanced computer controlled ship needed 8 human shitbags to operate it. Here's how they operate it:

"Icarus, please calculate everything."

"Ok, here's the answer, human."

"Thanks."

I'm no efficiency expert, but I think I can eliminate a lot of those steps. Once people start dying and even the crew realizes they're not needed, they attempt to convince us that the physicist is still really crucial to the mission. There might be a lot of late-mission calculations that need to be done. Maybe the the spaceship will ask him for advice.

Having said all that, I think Danny Boyle is a great director, because Sunshine was undeservedly enjoyable for the eyes and ears, despite the worst script and cast possible.
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Sunshine! by Mischief Maker 07/28/2007, 9:07am PDT NEW
    Half the cast was Asian. They were old or ugly. It would have been strange, but. by Quentin Beck 07/30/2007, 6:56pm PDT NEW
        A pseudo-threat to INC, a Denver the Last Dinosaur reference, and "yellowing" by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/30/2007, 7:35pm PDT NEW
            Re: A pseudo-threat to INC, a Denver the Last Dinosaur reference, and "yellowing by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/30/2007, 7:46pm PDT NEW
                Re: A pseudo-threat to INC, a Denver the Last Dinosaur reference, and "yellowing by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/30/2007, 8:27pm PDT NEW
                    It's a good fake persona he's adopted, but it must be getting close to the end. by The LOTR fan persona didn't last as 07/30/2007, 10:00pm PDT NEW
                    Soon we'll all be firing into the ceilings yelling incoherently at the QBs. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/30/2007, 10:57pm PDT NEW
                    That's a lot better than the reality by Keeneye 07/30/2007, 11:55pm PDT NEW
                        Re: That's a lot better than the reality by Quentin Beck 07/31/2007, 10:51pm PDT NEW
                    Re: A pseudo-threat to INC, a Denver the Last Dinosaur reference, and "yellowing by Quentin Beck 07/31/2007, 10:50pm PDT NEW
        It sounds like NZ is a lot shittier than we were previously lead to believe. NT by Fussbett 07/31/2007, 12:13pm PDT NEW
            Stupid people are frequently deceived. No illusions about Canada, though! NT by Quentin Beck 07/31/2007, 10:52pm PDT NEW
                I'm trying to bring racism back, but this country is all progressive so it's har NT by Fussbett 07/31/2007, 11:00pm PDT NEW
                I DO SO DETEST THE STENCH OF....... LIES NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/31/2007, 11:45pm PDT NEW
    Re: Sunshine! by Grumah 07/30/2007, 7:10pm PDT NEW
    Re: Sunshine! by FABIO 07/31/2007, 1:12am PDT NEW
        I thought 28 Days Later was really good. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2007, 6:34pm PDT NEW
    Bonus review: Robert Redford's Sundance Theater (Madison) by Mischief Maker 08/02/2007, 11:47pm PDT NEW
        Re: Bonus review: Robert Redford's Sundance Theater (Madison) by Grumah 01/21/2008, 9:13am PST NEW
        Re: Bonus review: Robert Redford's Sundance Theater (Madison) by FABIO 01/21/2008, 3:38pm PST NEW
    yup, it sucks by FABIO 09/09/2007, 9:53pm PDT NEW
        also: casting by FABIO 09/10/2007, 12:58pm PDT NEW
        Perhaps you are an even greater troll than Jayho NT by Choson 09/10/2007, 11:25pm PDT NEW
            Impossible (his paour lavol, huuuuuuuu). NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 1:33am PDT NEW
    woke up after 3 hours sleep and watched this by Grumah 01/21/2008, 9:10am PST NEW
        Re: woke up after 3 hours sleep and watched this by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/21/2008, 9:24am PST NEW
            I'm late to this party too. by Fussbett 02/05/2008, 12:14pm PST NEW
                I watched it on my iPhone. So I cheated both eyes and both ears. NT by I need clarification 02/06/2008, 1:25pm PST NEW
    You are crazy, this movie was amazing. by Horus Truthteller 05/15/2018, 7:11pm PDT NEW
    Summary: Sunshine go away today, don't feel much like dancing NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2018, 3:46pm PDT NEW
 
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