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No More Heroes by Rafiki 04/04/2008, 7:00pm PDT
After the opening credits, the game has you powersliding your superbike through the wrought-iron front gate of a mansion and into a gigantic fountain, sending water inexplicably shooting straight into the air like a geyser. Two men in black suits run up, guns drawn, only to have you land behind them, lightsaber drawn, yelling, "DIE, FUCKERS." Their heads fly off their bodies, sending blood inexplicably shooting straight into the air like a geyser. A third man is standing in front of the front door and refuses to tell you where the owner is, so you cut his head off and the door open in one swing.

This was, of course, completely awesome.

In 25 minutes of playtime I:

  • decapitated many armed men, causing them to erupt in a fountain of blood and coins

  • split many armed men in half down the middle, causing them to explode in a fountain of blood and coins

  • split many armed men in half across the torso, causing them to explode in a fountain of blood and coins

  • suplexed many armed men, and stabbed them in the chest (fountain, blood, coins)

  • DDTed many armed men, stab, chest

  • flipped a man upside down and performed a pile driver, causing my lightsaber to fly into the air and land in his chest automatically

  • caused my guy to go into Ultimate Sonic mode, turning his hair blonde, doubling his speed, and making him an unstoppable killing machine

  • made the screen go black and white, and walked very. slowly. like something out of Resident Evil (there were no enemies at the time, so I don't know in what way I would have made them explode into blood and coins)

  • took a cell phone call, which literally requires you to put the remote speaker up to your ear in order to hear it

  • chopped a guy's arms off at the elbows, then his head



And all of this because you're a lonely nerd who wants money and to fuck a hot blonde.

The interface and level changes are done in an 8-bit arcade style, complete with bloopity bleep sound effects. Your goal is to kill off the top 10 assassins, and each time you kill one you see your name move higher on an 8-bit arcade high-score board.

Right now I'm playing the game on the easiest setting, which may be too easy because you barely take damage and automatically block attacks. Supposedly the game just gets crazier and the combat incredibly more fun. If it keeps up this pace, it's going to be amazing.
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No More Heroes by Rafiki 04/04/2008, 7:00pm PDT
    We should have a No More Heroes forum. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/05/2008, 10:58am PDT
        At 30 minutes of playtime you're mowing lawns and delivering pizzas or some shit by Fortinbras 04/05/2008, 6:53pm PDT
            TimeSplitters 3 had a curling minigame. I wouldn't mind seeing more of those. by Jerry Whorebach 04/05/2008, 7:17pm PDT
                wow NT by Grumah 04/08/2008, 12:01am PDT
 
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