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by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/29/2008, 5:28pm PDT |
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CARUSO: I'm sorry chief, I have to go back in, we know where the trolling is coming from!
CHIEF: You're off the case, I need your badge and wallet and your house keys but not your gun.
[INTERNAL TROLL AFFAIRS GUYS STANDING AROUND]
CARUSO: It's time to take the fight for real to trolls this time for real.
CHIEF: I know I just took away your gear, but I still believe in you. I will secretly help you get back into the internet to fight the trolls. It could cost me my job, but sometimes we just gotta do what's right.
CARUSO: SHIT JUST GOT REAL
CHIEF: Okay jump in, don't worry about me, I can take the heat, you just stop those trolls.
[CARUSO JUMPS INTO THE INTERNET]
[CHIEF SUDDENLY ENGULFED BY GIANT EXPLOSION FOR LIKE NO FUCKIN REASON]
CHIEF: HOLY
[TROLL POLICE BUILDING EXPLODES AND PEOPLE FLY OUT]
INTERNAL TROLL AFFAIRS DUDE: Those risk taking cops are taking all the risks and livin on the edge (like that Aerosmith song)!
POLICE CAPTAIN: Apparently the chief's ploy at secretly helping one of his officers back to the internet broke the rules so hard that they exploded, destroying most of the police force.
INTERNAL TROLL AFFAIRS DUDE: Well now it's all up to Caruso-chan.
POLICE CAPTAIN: God help him. He could be our last home. O_O
INTERNAL TROLL AFFAIRS DUDE: Hope.
POLICE CAPTAIN: LOOK GO TO HELL
CARUSO: If we are going to stop this trollwave we have to go all out. I have a plan to frame these trolls for crimes they didn't commit.
MOOG: But that is wrong!
CARUSO: Sometimes you gotta take it to this level to bring the bad guys down. 8(
MOOG: We cannot allow you to do this!
LORGRAH: I'm sorry, but we are going to have to troll you!
CARUSO: Don't do it!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOOG AND LORGRAH: Raa!
[CARUSO BLOWS BOTH OF THEM AWAY WITH A FURSECUTION BEAM]
CARUSO: They will be missed... in hell. 8(
Troll Police meta comic #1:
[PANEL 1, two cat people sit on a couch with game controllers]
FURFAG 1: Boy it is hard being college roommate cats who are also ninjas!
FURFAG 2: Yes but we can relax by playing these fine video games. Hey check out the latest The Matrix game, starring characters from The Matrix!
[PANEL 2, a generic demon appears and looks menacing]
DEMON: Ruu!
FURFAG 1: Oh no it is the demon warlord who rules this amazing land of magic!
[PANEL 3, the demon]
DEMON: You two samurai ninjas who are college roommate cats who play video games have been a thorn in my side for too long, also you are out of touch and I'm out of time.
[PANEL 4, demon background, cat ninja roommates foreground, unsheathing their magic enhanced super dee duper katanas and/or going super DUPER sayian 5 or some shit]
DEMON: If you wish to defeat me, you must face me on my terms, a game of Dance Dance Revolution... to the death!
Troll Police meta comic #2:
[PANEL ONE, catgirl Chesty McTitslap looking cute, nipples jutting through shirt]
CATGIRL: Oh Webcomic Author, please do not stare at my engorged nipples and possibly labia, I am under the influence of my mating urges for the week!
WEBCOMIC AUTHOR: [Giant spraying wacky nosebleed] WUHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
[PANEL 2, "Later that day!"]
TITTIES: Oh you are so kind and sweet for locking me in this closet while my animal instincts subside! I am sorry I made you beat my ass to within an inch of my life to get me in here!
WEBCOMIC AUTHOR: I respect you as a womyn and as a fellow human being. *nods to self*
(I don't care if he is actually nodding or if the *nods to self* part is actually in the text. Character designs as in attached picture, AND I WORKED PRETTY HARD ON THE DESIGNING BECAUSE I DESIGN WEBCOMIC CHARACTERS YEP.) |
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Updating the Troll Police 11 script. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/29/2008, 5:28pm PDT 
Continued. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/29/2008, 6:49pm PDT
Re: Continued. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/29/2008, 10:27pm PDT
This is all so sad. NT by So, so sad. 08/30/2008, 12:09am PDT
YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/30/2008, 12:30am PDT
Here's my response. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/30/2008, 1:35am PDT
PS: A couple of these aren't totally work safe. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/30/2008, 12:48pm PDT
I just shut down and went to sleep when I realized the final meta comic. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/01/2008, 5:13am PDT
Re: I just shut down and went to sleep when I realized the final meta comic. by mark 09/01/2008, 9:46am PDT
WELL I'LL RIP THAT ONE OFF TOO :3 NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/01/2008, 3:14pm PDT
Oh yeah and he'll have to bust a tauren sized nut while he's at it. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/01/2008, 3:14pm PDT
Updating with what is drawn so far (I had to renumber them also). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/01/2008, 5:09pm PDT
You should put yours on the left-hand side of the page and okk's(?) on the right by then let them both tumble down the 09/01/2008, 5:15pm PDT
Those aren't mine. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/01/2008, 5:41pm PDT
Why don't you ask Quarter to Three? NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/01/2008, 6:07pm PDT
I am banned and preemptively banned from registering. ~___________~ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/01/2008, 11:25pm PDT
Of course you are, the question was rhetorical. v_v NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/02/2008, 7:09am PDT
Here are some unrelated drawings I've done recently. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/07/2008, 7:30am PDT
Note to self to have Okk draw the TROLLS TO THE CHURCH but with Caruso and pals. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/02/2008, 1:51am PDT
Also bald of piglike and bald in a bee costume talking about little mermaid post NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/02/2008, 6:00am PDT
From that 4chan thread. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/03/2008, 5:00pm PDT
"Disenfranchised" = disenchanted. Or maybe Troll Police took away his voting ri NT by laudablepuss 09/03/2008, 6:17pm PDT
Troll Police: Less Funny More Cinematography Edition NT by Fussbett 09/04/2008, 5:03am PDT
A bonus from Brian Okk person guy. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/04/2008, 12:42am PDT
Another great one. :3 by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/05/2008, 3:41am PDT
Is the character of "The Chief" based on someone, or an original creation? by Jerry Whorebach 09/05/2008, 4:18am PDT
HE IS AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/05/2008, 5:08am PDT
the final frame is genius by mark 09/05/2008, 3:18pm PDT
Is it more genius than the original one? O___________O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/06/2008, 12:00am PDT
I show this to everyone now. NT by Zsenitan 09/15/2008, 9:14pm PDT
Meanwhile in slightly unhappy news. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/05/2008, 9:18am PDT
Got to come up with some more SHEEIT. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/06/2008, 5:00am PDT
Re: Got to come up with some more SHEEIT. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/06/2008, 12:22pm PDT
Updated list of scripts and ideas. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/08/2008, 4:08am PDT
Paeg 39. I hope we can get the comix space on clapstro soon. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/08/2008, 5:03am PDT
Page 31. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/08/2008, 1:13pm PDT
This one isn't funny so much but it is expository VERY IMPORTANT TO THE STORY AN NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/08/2008, 1:14pm PDT
BRIAWN made a concept drawing for Mewly's FINAL FORM. o_o (HARD NIPPLES) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/09/2008, 2:03am PDT
He redid the camel toe area a little bit. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/09/2008, 2:30am PDT
Revising such and such, also the chick's name is Mewly Titbounce from now on. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/08/2008, 10:21am PDT
Adding the final meta comic. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/08/2008, 10:48am PDT
Adding more to the ideas box (xkcd parody is needed). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/09/2008, 7:15am PDT
A little tweaking. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2008, 4:49pm PDT
Some more writing. O_O by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 12:00pm PDT
Actually this needs the xkcd guy to die. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 12:16pm PDT
Needs more worlds of webcomic. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 10:52pm PDT
Yet more tweaking (BOY WRITING IS HARD GUYS LET ME TELL YOU HOO BOY OH YEAH LIKE by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 11:21pm PDT
Well now I have to retcon out the death. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/06/2008, 9:28pm PDT
PS: I am thinking of putting Troll Police on my own webspace. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/09/2008, 3:59pm PDT
Now I'm already thinking of installing wordpress and comicpress BUT WAIT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/10/2008, 7:10am PDT
Also I was thinking of asking Ack if she might draw one of these porn comics. :3 by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/10/2008, 12:14pm PDT
Well that plan came to a quick death. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/10/2008, 2:25pm PDT
Alternatives and such and such. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/11/2008, 5:40am PDT
Nope, I figured it out. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/11/2008, 6:03am PDT
Now comes the hard part. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/11/2008, 8:02am PDT
I didn't bother with the "watermark" thing. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2008, 4:04pm PDT
All wrapped up. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2008, 11:43pm PDT
Page 30 something I dunno, it's actually in between several other pages. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2008, 7:13pm PDT
The 4chan ococky almost lost this one (also page 40something). :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/18/2008, 4:08pm PDT
Heavy burn on a major comics publisher inside this post. by Fussbett 09/18/2008, 5:47pm PDT
How many teeth does a person have, a million? Just draw a million. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/18/2008, 6:05pm PDT
Actually now page 40 is up. :3 by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/21/2008, 7:41am PDT
The bookmark icon is great, I just have one flaw to point out for your bettermen by Jerry Whorebach 09/21/2008, 2:51pm PDT
I was told to do that but I don't know how so I won't bother. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/21/2008, 9:33pm PDT
I know you were told to do that, I fucking told you this afternoon! Retard much? NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/21/2008, 10:02pm PDT
I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/22/2008, 12:14am PDT
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