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Stop projecting your issues onto me! by Fussbett 08/31/2008, 7:50am PDT
You've convinced me. Lead on with your trail of tears to Asia! Oh, now I've gotta wait for you to get through several years of your entry level Australian banking job? Well fuck this, I'm out again.

I'll ride out this Canada thing for a little while longer and then once I'm not sexually viable anymore I'll give up and resort to low-IQ third world "girlfriends".
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The Long Bets (Mitchell Kapor vs Raymond Kurzweil / Fussbett vs Ray of Light) by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 1:11pm PDT NEW
    Didn't ELIZA pass this test decades ago? NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 1:24pm PDT NEW
        This bet says the computer can fool skeptics for 2 hours. Eliza wasn't that goo NT by Last 08/28/2008, 1:37pm PDT NEW
            Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 2:51pm PDT NEW
                    What are the commercial possibilities of a human-seeming instant messager bot? NT by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                        A/S/L? NT by Robohooker 08/28/2008, 6:11pm PDT NEW
                        Script-driven customer support. NT by Last 08/28/2008, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                        Unlimited by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 9:11pm PDT NEW
                            I don't think conversation is the appeal of Real Doll TM NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 9:25pm PDT NEW
                                You can bring it with you to office functions NT by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                                download some programs off the internet and install them (O GOD WORM YOU SICK FU NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/28/2008, 9:35pm PDT NEW
                                    Procedurally generated screaming. :) NT by Worm 08/28/2008, 9:40pm PDT NEW
                                        fractal scat NT by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 10:10pm PDT NEW
                                            gape is something only a real AI could simulate NT by Worm 08/28/2008, 10:20pm PDT NEW
                                                That's NP-hard by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 11:32pm PDT NEW
                                                    he can't get NP hard unless he can enact a snuff film with them NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/29/2008, 1:01am PDT NEW
                                                    A traveling salesman has four suit cases with three women in them at points a, b NT by ,c, and d Worm 08/29/2008, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                            I think the first Turing Test success will be a faker, not an idea parser. NT by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 10:41pm PDT NEW
                                That was why I brought it up by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 11:22pm PDT NEW
                                    Additionally... by Entropy Stew 08/29/2008, 1:02am PDT NEW
                                Would you consider OpenAI's chatGPT 4 to have passed the Turing test? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/06/2023, 10:20pm PDT NEW
                            More literate spam NT by mark 08/28/2008, 11:03pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Bananadine 08/28/2008, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                    I spent like 20 minutes reading those transcripts (logs). Mostly the human ones! NT by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:37pm PDT NEW
    I'm with Fussbett NT by Last 08/28/2008, 1:35pm PDT NEW
    Re: The Long Bets (Mitchell Kapor vs Raymond Kurzweil / Fussbett vs Ray of Light by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/28/2008, 1:36pm PDT NEW
        What, no love for SLAC? by laudablepuss 08/28/2008, 2:47pm PDT NEW
            SPLAC? Compared to the obvious joke-name of the Large Hadron Collider? Come on! by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/28/2008, 5:35pm PDT NEW
    Futurists by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:34am PDT NEW
        Re: Futurists by Mischief Maker 08/29/2008, 7:57am PDT NEW
            DNA is involved in thinking . . . how exactly? (Hint: in no way whatsoever.) NT by laudablepuss 08/29/2008, 1:01pm PDT NEW
                I'm moving all of my money into this thread. BUY! BUY! NT by Caltrops meme futures trader 08/29/2008, 1:42pm PDT NEW
                untrue. Neurons use changes in gene expression to store information.___________ by blackwater 11/12/2013, 10:00pm PST NEW
                    It makes his statement true by laudablepuss 11/13/2013, 12:31pm PST NEW
                    Interesting, but that's epigenetic, not genetic NT by Entropy Stew 11/13/2013, 2:30pm PST NEW
                        YALLS MOM IS epigenetic NT by I had to paste that cos I couldn't 11/13/2013, 2:38pm PST NEW
        Hello! NT by Kraftwerk 08/29/2008, 2:11pm PDT NEW
            Hi! How many people are in Kraftwerk? Is that number more than one? Peace out. NT by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:36pm PDT NEW
            You're probably thinking of Georgio Moroder or someone like that v_v NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/29/2008, 10:58pm PDT NEW
        Re: Futurists by Quétinbec 08/31/2008, 1:06am PDT NEW
            Stop projecting your issues onto me! by Fussbett 08/31/2008, 7:50am PDT NEW
                Re: Stop projecting your issues onto me! by Quétinbec 09/01/2008, 5:07am PDT NEW
                    Your girlfriend is in scare quotes - new site motto plz NT by Bunyip 09/01/2008, 6:20pm PDT NEW
                        I will do it in the hopes that we get more Bunyip, whom I enjoy NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/01/2008, 9:20pm PDT NEW
                            Ugh, when will ICJ stop bribing posters just to post? by Fussbett 09/01/2008, 9:37pm PDT NEW
                    "girlfriend" is for out-of-country temporary make-do girlfriends. by Fussbett 09/01/2008, 8:00pm PDT NEW
                        Re: "girlfriend" is for out-of-country temporary make-do girlfriends. by Quétinbec 09/02/2008, 6:43am PDT NEW
                            How WOULD a 65 year old millionaire hope to get laid, QB? NT by FABIO 09/02/2008, 10:42am PDT NEW
                                He would mostly play computer games but occassionally whore. NT by Quétinbec 09/03/2008, 10:50pm PDT NEW
                            See if the Malay "girlfriend" will act as an older sister figure to the new "GF" by Fussbett 09/04/2008, 4:50am PDT NEW
                                She would rather murder us both. by Quétinbec 09/04/2008, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                                    You already know you can subdue her physically. by Fussbett 09/04/2008, 9:39pm PDT NEW
                                        Hurry up and inherit a farm, Fussbett! NT by SHEESH! 09/05/2008, 8:25am PDT NEW
                                    prease dont lie to good peopur by malay mango 09/05/2008, 2:27am PDT NEW
                                        Re: prease dont lie to good peopur by Quétinbec 09/06/2008, 8:16am PDT NEW
                                            Re: prease dont lie to good peopur by malay mango 09/06/2008, 10:26pm PDT NEW
                                                yeah, the guy obviously bleached his hair NT by people with eyes 09/08/2008, 3:56pm PDT NEW
            Re: Futurists by lurkie 02/03/2009, 8:17pm PST NEW
    2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Fussbett 11/10/2008, 1:42pm PST NEW
        You sound like Sara Palin (a stupid fuckin slut) by Jerry Whorebach 11/10/2008, 2:25pm PST NEW
        Q: A/S/L? A: "The answer is z." by Zsenitan 11/10/2008, 2:53pm PST NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Entropy Stew 11/10/2008, 3:58pm PST NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/10/2008, 4:14pm PST NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by bombMexico 11/10/2008, 6:43pm PST NEW
        I got it to out itself. by Rafiki 11/10/2008, 11:10pm PST NEW
            you arrogant ass you killed US NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/10/2008, 11:49pm PST NEW
                What if the torpedo missed the sub after he said that? by I need clarification 11/11/2008, 2:54am PST NEW
            Rafiki is consistently my favorite poster NT by Caltrops 11/11/2008, 4:10pm PST NEW
            oh my god by fabio 09/18/2013, 5:20am PDT NEW
                Hahahaha by Eurotrash 09/18/2013, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                    What happened by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/18/2013, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                        Ach, my post was just a slight anxiety attack, the result of an evening of by Eurotrash 09/19/2013, 12:42pm PDT NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Magnus, Robot Fighter 11/12/2008, 11:54am PST NEW
    Latest Kurzweil circle-jerk not lending him or his predictions any credibility. by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2009, 6:13am PST NEW
        How much is the Wired staff masturbating about this news? by Fussbett 02/03/2009, 1:48pm PST NEW
        CHANCELLOR NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/03/2009, 2:03pm PST NEW
            That's fancy academic-speak for the guy with THE FINEST of the oak pipes. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2009, 5:34pm PST NEW
                Bertrand Russell never got to be a Chancellor =/ NT by Fortinbras 03/22/2009, 1:25am PDT NEW
                    Psh and Grizzly Adams had a beard. NT by Shooter McGavin 03/22/2009, 11:16am PDT NEW
    *scary as shit graph* by Ray of Light 03/21/2009, 6:17pm PDT NEW
        Or cool as shit. 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/21/2009, 6:23pm PDT NEW
        Unless Kurzweil is short for Future-Kurzweil, how the H.G. Wells would he know? NT by Gruman 03/21/2009, 6:44pm PDT NEW
            reddit post addressing this very question by Ray of Light 03/21/2009, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                Re: reddit post addressing this very question by Entropy Stew 03/21/2009, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                    That was written by me (for reddit) by Ray of Light 03/22/2009, 9:31am PDT NEW
                        Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by E. L. Koba 03/22/2009, 10:12am PDT NEW
                            time and progress turn compute problems into I/O problems by Ray of Light 03/22/2009, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                                Senor Barborito by Fussbett 03/22/2009, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Senor Barborito by Entropy Stew 03/23/2009, 1:32am PDT NEW
                                        Not true~~~! by Zsenitan 03/24/2009, 9:26am PDT NEW
                                            So true NT by Kab(uke) Seme 01/17/2014, 1:03pm PST NEW
                        Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by Mischief Maker 03/22/2009, 2:58pm PDT NEW
                            Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by Ray of Light 03/24/2009, 8:09am PDT NEW
        Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 10:35am PDT NEW
            Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by laudablepuss 03/27/2009, 12:16pm PDT NEW
                Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Ray of Light 03/27/2009, 1:19pm PDT NEW
                    A few other things by Ray of Light 03/27/2009, 1:35pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 2:13pm PDT NEW
                        (which is why I was using 10^16) NT by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 2:21pm PDT NEW
        Cat Brain achieved by Choson 11/18/2009, 11:16am PST NEW
            "The thinking part of the brain!" by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/18/2009, 2:01pm PST NEW
                Re: "The thinking part of the brain!" by Backpropagating Stew 11/19/2009, 7:41pm PST NEW
                    No by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/19/2009, 11:15pm PST NEW
    Update log: Ray is closing in on the prize (in his mind) by Fussbett 04/05/2010, 1:26pm PDT NEW
        Q1 2011 update: Computers good at Jeopardy (reference to "tweets" still ok) NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/20/2011, 5:17pm PST NEW
            sliding public idea of "what a computer can do" now biggest threat to my victory by Ray of Light 03/15/2011, 12:57am PDT NEW
                What do you think about surprise? NT by ELIZA 03/15/2011, 4:35am PDT NEW
    Twitter bots fool over 200 followers by E. L. Koba 03/27/2011, 6:05pm PDT NEW
        2012 Loebner Contest Website dumber than average Loebner chatbot by Souffle of Pain 05/18/2012, 3:13pm PDT NEW
            "The judge's questions appear in the bottom two panes." NT by WELL DUH what language ISN'T read f 05/19/2012, 8:32am PDT NEW
    Not looking good, Ray NT by Mysterious Stranger 01/01/2013, 8:51pm PST NEW
        Oh yeah? Computers are now taking on comedy. Already as funny as TDARCOS by Smell Gibson 01/04/2013, 7:10pm PST NEW
    Ray Kurzweil is now Google's director of engineering by Mr. Kool 01/02/2013, 8:17pm PST NEW
        It is not. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/02/2013, 8:58pm PST NEW
    2013 Loebner Prize winner's qualifier round by Mitsuku 09/18/2013, 3:28am PDT NEW
    What happens if the test is "passed" by obvious moron judges? NT by viDEEooo! 11/14/2013, 5:59am PST NEW
    Two more years, Ray! NT by Ray of Light Fan 01/01/2014, 9:36pm PST NEW
    Supercomputer takes 40m to simulate less than 1% of brain for 1 second. by Last 01/13/2014, 2:57pm PST NEW
    Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by Ray of Light 02/25/2014, 2:10am PST NEW
        A fine conclusion. One of the hallmarks of Caltrops. NT by Shredder 02/25/2014, 7:40am PST NEW
            "Will Ray or Fussbett still post to Caltrops by 2015" would have been a better b NT by Mysterio 05/14/2014, 10:42pm PDT NEW
        Re: Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by laudablepuss 02/25/2014, 11:10am PST NEW
            Re: Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/25/2014, 11:53am PST NEW
        Maybe you paid up too soon by laudablepuss 06/09/2014, 1:27pm PDT NEW
            You got played by Captain Cyborg by Entropy Stew 06/09/2014, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                This is why I don't make bets with real money :( NT by laudablepuss 06/09/2014, 9:15pm PDT NEW
                PSH, I've seen better chatbots by Ray Kurzwell 06/11/2014, 8:29am PDT NEW
                    No I'm a 13 year old little boy, I swear NT by To Catch an AI 06/11/2014, 4:35pm PDT NEW
        Stinky is going into a counter top MAME "cabinet". Stinks less after the timeout NT by FSBT 06/10/2014, 9:52pm PDT NEW
        Where do you post these days, Ray? NT by Mysterio Lollerson 02/11/2016, 7:41pm PST NEW
    2 chat bots have at it by oooooooooooo! 09/28/2014, 7:59pm PDT NEW
    Fussbett wins by Fussbett 01/01/2016, 11:25pm PST NEW
        Re: Fussbett wins by Rafiki 01/02/2016, 10:56am PST NEW
    The biggest upset of this thread by fabio 01/02/2016, 9:05pm PST NEW
        Re: The biggest upset of this thread by X 08/30/2023, 6:12am PDT NEW
 
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