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Ebert weighs in by Fussbett 01/01/2005, 10:43pm PST
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041223/REVIEWS/41201010/1001

After describing one of the final scenes of the film, minorly spoiling, Ebert then goes on to describe what sounds like the greatest movie ever. Scroll back up to the top to confirm that he indeed gave it only 2.5 stars. The opposite outcome of videogame websites which award and 8.5 and then list a thousand complaints.

Roeper is far less easy going... http://cbs2chicago.com/movies/local_story_358180626.html

Roeper:

Ever meet someone who's so clever and dryly sarcastic that he makes you feel like you're supposed to be grateful just to be in the room with him? "The Life Aquatic" is the movie version of that guy.

The real-life version of that guy is probably me, or at least in my mind's version of me, which could be why I like the movie. Also note that Roeper tells you this movie is clever and dryly sarcastic... which is bad somehow. "Skip it!"
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THE LIFE AQUATIC by Fussbett 12/27/2004, 7:45pm PST NEW
    I liked Napolean Dynamite by The Joosh 12/27/2004, 7:59pm PST NEW
        Re: I liked Napolean Dynamite by Angry NapoleON Dynamite fan 12/27/2004, 8:02pm PST NEW
            Re: I liked Napolean Dynamite by Creexul :( 12/27/2004, 8:05pm PST NEW
        Re: I liked Napolean Dynamite by Creexul :( 12/27/2004, 8:04pm PST NEW
    Let's see here. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 12/27/2004, 8:57pm PST NEW
        Re: Let's see here. by Plastikman 12/27/2004, 9:10pm PST NEW
            Uh huh by William H. Hayt, Jr. 12/27/2004, 9:32pm PST NEW
                I just bet you did mean to sound like an asshole. by Plastikman 12/27/2004, 10:02pm PST NEW
                    Re: I just bet you did mean to sound like an asshole. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 12/28/2004, 1:30am PST NEW
                        Re: I just bet you did mean to sound like an asshole. by Plastikman 12/28/2004, 2:34am PST NEW
        That was almost definitely by Mark Mothersbaugh. NT by Fullofkittens 12/27/2004, 9:27pm PST NEW
            You are correct. NT by Voyons Donc 12/27/2004, 11:12pm PST NEW
    Ebert weighs in by Fussbett 01/01/2005, 10:43pm PST NEW
        Re: Ebert weighs in by Subaru 01/02/2005, 2:49pm PST NEW
            Re: Ebert weighs in by Creexul :( 01/02/2005, 3:17pm PST NEW
            Re: Ebert weighs in by Mysterio 01/02/2005, 5:29pm PST NEW
            Re: Ebert weighs in by Bill Dungsroman 01/02/2005, 7:15pm PST NEW
        I'm dead. Don't smoke NT by Siskel 01/02/2005, 7:39pm PST NEW
    Re: THE LIFE AQUATIC by Ray of Light 01/11/2005, 10:34am PST NEW
        Zseni's Film Law by Senor Barborito 01/11/2005, 11:57am PST NEW
            You're so quick to judge by Ray of Light 01/11/2005, 12:53pm PST NEW
                Re: You're so quick to judge by Senor Barborito 01/11/2005, 1:52pm PST NEW
                    Re: You're so quick to judge by Choson 01/11/2005, 3:17pm PST NEW
    Re: THE LIFE AQUATIC by Mischief Mako 06/08/2006, 7:47pm PDT NEW
 
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