Caltrops - Evil Genius





	[quote name="Weyoun Voidbringer"]<img src=http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4325/jso000.jpg> a big middle finger to all the secret agents I have had to deal with <img src=http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1650/jso001.jpg> you can actually use other objects around your base for interrogations! here, I am mutilating the clit of an indian bitch <img src=http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3029/jso002.jpg> here is a better look at the mixing bowl inside the mess hall of my evil base (it's an evil mixing bowl) <img src=http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3601/jso003.jpg> I have gathered you all here for one purpose: to swap recipes on how best to serve the dead bodies we all keep in our freezers as meat to our minions <img src=http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/319/jso004.jpg> now how do we get this on a shark's head? <img src=http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3531/jso005.jpg> oh I guess I also gathered you all here to show you my diabolical plan. check out this sweet 3d map of my hollowed out island volcano base, it flips out from under the table all high tech like. feel free to applaud it, yes (they are doing that in the image, it's kinda hard to tell from a still shot) <img src=http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/631/jso006.jpg> what else can I say about this? it's just fucking awesome. in addition to having been able to do this at all in the first place, the actual object itself gives a passive benefit to my minions loyalty, so anyone who goes into the strongroom to deliver money is less likely to defect <img src=http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6080/jso007.jpg> oh hey you, remember how you refused to accept my legitimacy and then sent your armies to storm my island and fuck up shit in my base? well I remember <img src=http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4595/jso008.jpg> DAYUM, I'M THURSTY <img src=http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8638/jso009.jpg> this woman turned me down for a date once <img src=http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7770/jso011.jpg> now I am WORSE than dick cheney <img src=http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8584/jso012.jpg> yup even the tourists. it doesn't serve any purpose to torture them, but I did it anyway -- aaaaaaanyway, as for the full game, it gets a lot more exciting as you get further into it. luckily for you the developers don't punish you for not getting all the little intricacies of the game right away, so you get lots of time to practice your evil crafts. I eventually figured out how to make easy money, and used a ton of the spare cash to redo the layout on some of the rooms in my base, as well as add an extra freezer room and barracks (the closets increase your minion cap) when it came time to select my second henchman (they are like your personal mini bosses) I went for all the ones I saw on the map, but I ended up with the old lady who is kind of a shitty henchman, her abilities don't even do any damage, but she's pretty tough and can mess up secret agents so that's good[/quote]