Caltrops - Laurence Fishburne's Dance Dance Revolution





	[quote name="Noi Dau Don"][quote]Another thing I’ve come to appreciate is the patience men have in the sack. I mean, seriously, <b>why is the clit so hard to find!?</b> I have one; I know where it is. Why does it constantly elude me on another person’s body? Sometimes I feel like the thing is playing games with me. And why does what a woman wants change constantly? One minute it feels good, the next it hurts. Then it feels good again. No, go back to that spot that I always hate when you touch. Yeah. No. Yes! Yes! No! Often, my girlfriend is shaking with ecstasy one minute and barking instructions at me like a drill sergeant the next. Making a girl orgasm is like putting together furniture from Ikea. No matter how carefully you follow the instructions something always goes wrong. Hats off to you dudes who have been doing it – and doing it well – for years.[/quote] To the author of this piece: These things happen because you're a horrible lover, your girlfriend doesn't trust you, and you're not actually looking at the fucking pussy. Look at the pussy. Try not to hate it, you cock-craving slimebag wannabe. The clit is the little thing at the top of the gather of the labia minora (try to stop hating them). IT IS VERY EASY TO FIND. There's more of it than meets the eye, the rest goes under the skin, you can totally feel it if you have a light, sensitive, non-hating touch. I haven't met a lot of women who want someone to just attack their exposed clit full on, it is something like fucking with a guy's cockhole. Okay so when you're all done hating the pussy, try to stop hating the nice lady you're having sex with. She can tell you're not really into this, that's why she's not really into it either. Women are not stupid, just like men aren't stupid, and they know when you dislike them and their bodies. Unlike men, they are already insecure about their bodies and their sexuality, so when you signal your dislike for either, it is like you replaced all that foreplay with rubbing their cunts with a cheese grater. Okay actually you know what, just fucking leave. You're disgusting. I'll take care of this. Helpfully, NDD[/quote]