Caltrops - Earthbound





	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="up with pod people"] the only real mystery is why the fuck she wants to marry you, as she knows (and I say this with love!) you are a whoring dissolute, but maybe you're the best whitey available?.[/quote] No one cares about that shit over here (or there), and even if they did, I still think I'm probably one of the 10 coolest guys I've ever met. I'm fucking great, right? [quote name="up with pod people"] it is possible she had a couple of positives and "miscarried" -- where miscarriage is really "late period" for an extremely early pregnancy. I once saw a positive line, and started my cycle the next day.[/quote] She had an ultrasound yesterday which confirmed she wasn't pregnant. The doctor said he'd never heard of someone getting two positives and not being pregnant. He gave no explanation for it except to say that the two positves were from the same (shitty) brand - a Taiwanese company that manufactures in China. He said her delayed period is probably due to worries over her 'pregnancy' and travel stress, etc... and offered her a pill to speed up her period. I'm a bit sad because I thought since the kid was conceived in Oman, that'd be a great excuse to give it an Arabic name which would be pretty cute for a eurasian kid. I was a Father for 3-4 days, though! I think I did pretty well. I'm flying to see her in May. Her parents won't let me stay with her, so she's paying for me to stay in a hotel near their house. BTW, thanks PP. Most of my friends made fun of me or tried to sympathize with me or gave me shitty advice. It didn't do me much good. You told me many useful things. This is the girl. She looks a bit like a gnome: <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=a1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/a1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>[/quote]