Caltrops - Starcraft 2





	[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote]Hi.[/quote] Hi! <i>Welcome!</i> [quote]Please abstain from posting similar reviews in the future. [/quote] Oh, believe me, there's little danger of that happening. [quote]Most of the review consisted of ranting at critics rather than addressing the game, and when the game was addressed it was with flowery prose rather than clarity. [/quote] You needed a review to tell you if Starcraft 2 is good or not? Haha, Pinback even did that, he even GAVE you a number, for fuck's sake. Here's really what I want to tell you, the rest will just descend into hurtful accusations and name-calling: video game reviewing exists only as either a static list of features, or a launching point for the pleasure of the text composing the review itself. That's it. No commercial game in history has made it as easy to try as Starcraft 2. The original had a demo. The original is like 9 bucks. The sequel brings the original into the 21st Century. Everyone who purchases SC2 gets two gift passes. There is absolutely no point in wasting time or effort talking about the things immediately evident on playing. More, Pinback fired off an unprovoked attack on the pieces of shit that post on battle.net all day. It's definitely not in the nature of this website to whale on posters on other gaming forums. Christ, you're too stupid to understand any of this, and this website is worse off with you hanging around. You want to be in the comments section of RPS or something, you sperging filth. BEEP BOOP FLOW ER REE PROSE DIV ZERO JMP FAG [quote]I always enjoyed reading this website for clear and honest reviews. [/quote] No you don't. [quote]Not for something I could get from any of the thousand toothless, pantless yokels browsing gamefaqs where I feel soaked with drool after skimming. [/quote] Yes, Pinback's review is equivalent to a post on Gamefaqs. A beautiful comparison, Milton. I love that you losers writhe and wriggle when somebody outside of your comfort zone contributes to the site. It's amazing - Pinback wrote it for people who liked the original Starcraft. He ... he didn't bother to specify that, because he took it on faith that if you hated Starcraft, you would automatically hate Starcraft 2. But that leap was lost on the first round of tedious losers that went ballistic and it was apparently lost on you. [quote]Thanks a lot.[/quote] When you decide whether or not to get SC2, be sure to let us know!!!! ICJ[/quote]