Forum Overview :: American McGee's Stay Alive :: Everyone raise your hand if you're not dead yet.

[quote name="laudablepuss"]It's been a year and a half, more or less. First year, I was all about getting back to normal. If anyone asked me, "did that experience change you (non trivially)?" I happily replied, "Nope!" Fuckin BACK TO NORMAL, BABY. Now, though, I feel like time is running out for me, and changes need to occur right now. It may be that I'd be in this place without a liver transplant, in the imaginary world where I didn't need one I mean, but I feel like 40 is the end times or some shit. (Note to anyone here over 40: you look great! Not a day over 39, honestly. Sure, even Tdarcos. I bet you were fuckin ugly at 39 so, still applies.) SO: working harder at my job, trying to get to a better place financially, exercising a bit (3 sets of 20 pushups a day is what I'm most proud of), bought a bicycle for trail riding, and desperately looking for a nice girl to settle down with. Anyway, I offer that as a prologue for a possible series of posts on my awful dating life. Please note that it's awful, and I'm retarded. If this sounds hilarious to you, I'll go ahead and post some of that. I actually don't have anything already prepared so I dunno what I'll say, exactly. It's late and I can't sleep so I'm sure I'll regret this offer tomorrow. I mean today. Fuck.[/quote]