Forum Overview :: Guess Who Fucked Up X-Com Now :: You don't show up at the battlefield with a crack team of miscellania

[quote name="Entropy Stew"]General: We need four men for this impossible task. Get me the best! Colonel: I have the soldiers for the job. They are a team of rookies, full of untapped potential. One of them might even be a sniper! General: Perfect! <i>later...</i> Soldier 1: I'm hit! MEDIC! <i>Soldiers 2-4 look at one another pensively</i> Soldier 3: Maybe I am? I have a medkit, at least. <i>Soldier 3 tapes a band-aid over the sucking chest wound while Soldier 1 bleeds out</i> Soldier 3: Hoo boy. Guess I'm the sniper. Soldier 2, panicked: AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH *ratatatatatatatatat* <i>end scene</i> -/ES/-[/quote]