Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Two news items for the 4th of July

[quote name="Commander Tansin A. Darcos"]Premature Ejectulation? Ventura County, California first responders had to handle a number of injuries when the fireworks display apparently exploded into the crowd. Reports are that even people distant from the launch area could feel the blast, causing police to suspect that some of the launch tubes could have accidentally tipped over. From the Mohammed and Malvo "support your local police" page. A guy was arrested while sleeping in a pickup truck last night, which was full of weapons, ammo, and bombs. Police have no idea what he was going to do with all of the ordnance. I mean, as the subtitle above the entry indicates, you'd think after sleeping in your car when you're on the lam - or when it's full of weaponry - got the two Beltway Snipers caught, you'd think any criminal who's IQ is at least room temperature would know not to do that. [/quote]