Forum Overview :: The Netflix Instant Forum :: 'Orange is the New Black' is fucking terrible

[quote name="The Happiness Engine"]Somebody took Funky Winkerbean, and did a global find/replace cancer with prison. There's lot's of boobs, and Hobo Brother is a breath of joy, but everything else is just relentlessly trying to make you feel bad for daring to watch this show. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT DEEP YOU GUYS. A major fucking plot point in this crap is did That 70s Girl sell her out or not? We learn she did because it's written in the FUCKING INDICTMENT. But she says she didn't! Later, Sad Prison Lady has her lawyer (aka her finance's father) "do some digging" and it turns out that YES WHAT THEY WROTE IN THE COURT DOCUMENTS WAS A TRUE THING. They dangle that shit over like 9 episodes like it means fucking anything. Apparently he dug into paragraph one of the indictment, which they fucking already read on the show. SUMMARY: watch the 1st minute, if you want to see that girl's boobs.[/quote]