Caltrops - Wall Street Kid





	[quote name="The Happiness Engine"]“DelightWipes” are currently in day 9 of their 42-day crowdfunding campaign, having raised $3,590 of their $15,000 goal for their “good for the body and good for the world post-coital wipe.” [quote name="<a href=http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2015/05/shut-up-and-take-our-money-delightwipes-a-high-quality-post-coital-wipe/>uproxx</a>"]FUTURE BEST MAN SPEECH: “I remember back when they first moved in together, Jaxxon and Ashleigh were having some problems. They loved each other, but they had problems communicating, like we all do. And that’s when I made Jaxx download a cumrag app on his iPhone to learn to talk to his lady better. Eight weeks later, they’ve promised to be together forever. So raise a glass to Delightwipes, everyone. A way to clean up semen, and so much more.”[/quote] I just...I just don't even want to talk about everything terrible here.[/quote]