Forum Overview :: DOOM :: You are going back in your DNA MEMORY to relive your ancestor's past

[quote name="Entropy Stew"]Like a Bene Gesserit, except you're just some ASSHOLE with HASHISHIN DNA. Here is how you fix my problem with the game, btw: You jump into a floating teapot instead, complain about it being shit, and the guy running the simulation tells you "It's the fucking loading program. What we're doing here isn't legal, obviously, so don't have fucking 3d modelers on the payroll. You just jump in that teapot like your name is Earl Grey and be happy it isn't a shitty particle effect." -/ES/-[/quote]