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Bon Appetit's web developers should be shot
[quote name="Rafiki"]I looked up a few recipes because my personal fantasy is like that erotic fiction Mr. Garrison wrote about a forest of penises slapping him about the face and mouth, and I left the tabs open to bookmark them because I was too lazy to properly bookmark them and close the browser. I get a notice from my ISP this morning that I'm over my data cap with 21 days left in my billing cycle. This was unusual, because even when I'm streaming videos off of Amazon for hours at a time several days a week I usually never even hit half my cap. It turns out those browser tabs downloaded <b>620GB</b> of data over the last 74 hours. Who in the <b><I>FUCK</I></b> designed that website? I went back to one of the pages and there's a fucking embedded video that just downloads data megabytes at a time. Even when I stop the video, Task Manager shows non-stop network usage at like 4 megabytes per second. Yes, god, what we all need, what the world will accept nothing less of, is 8K Dolby Vision HDR video with studio reference quality audio streamed in a 500 x 300 video frame to show us how to boil a hot dog. Fucking pie chart of worldwide internet usage entirely Bon Appetit with the tiniest tiny sliver labeled "Other."[/quote]