Forum Overview :: Short Dumbledores :: I was just thinking you might, you know, use your masturbatory powers for good

[quote name="Entropy Stew"]*Bell picks up the phone* "What? Your pandas aint fucking? YOUR PANDAS AINT FUCKING?!" Then you yank on your dork for half an hour, a secret panel opens, and you slide a heavily lubed pole into the lair or something I don't know I'm quite tired goodbye -/ES/-[/quote]