Forum Overview :: Epic Mickey :: Luckily my cat is a professional

[quote name="Roop"]I hated killing all the mice even in the war, I often wished for a good cat, and then I found him. I was picking up a friend at this rural used car lot. The mechanic had been feeding this stray cat a few weeks and then she one spring day she had kittens and started bringing them around for those feedings, and so the guy started buying food for the whole family and this had gone on all summer. The thing with cats, they learn everything from their mother, from grooming to killing to shitting but then people love adopting them really really young because they're so cute... so you get these fat stupid cats that need groomed and shit all over themselves. Anyway these kittens were four months old now, so I just knew they knew their shit so I had to take one, and probably should have taken two. I had wondered about the mom, had to scan around the parking lot, finally spotted her hiding in a wheel well, just watching me with the calm eyes of a cold blooded assassin. He has me move furniture.[/quote]