Forum Overview :: Orbitor 1 :: If you want to identify bad movies by keyword, start with "consumption".

[quote name="Brody Wilder"]There has never been a good movie in which someone died of consumption. PROVE ME WRONG. (A good performance by Garbo doesn't count.) This post was inspired by The Tales of Hoffmann, by Powell and Pressburger. Directors of arguably the greatest film of all time - Black Narcissus - but also another film which is fucking unwatchable. I'm not kidding. If aliens came to Earth, and asked me to explain cinema, I would show them Black Narcissus. But here I am, halfway through The Tales of Hoffmann, and ready to tap out of the human race. Thank god I have all these bottles of brandy. Thank god.[/quote]