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	[quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote name="laudablepuss"] Fuck their gay pirate logo, and fuck their supposed claim to OWN THE FUCKING COLORS BLACK AND SILVER. [/quote] And the Panthers wear silver and blue for Christ's sake. That's how bad it is in Raiderland: Al is surrounded by yes-man of such high quality that they really wouldn't speak up and say anything if he pronounced that black was white and white was black. I also love how he wants the Panthers to change colors only when they are in the actual state of California, because, like, if they are not in the actual state then people can't see them and his brand awareness won't be affected because both color television and photography is apparently still a ways off on the ol' tech tree there. Who the fuck knows. [quote]Is Al Davis going to die soon?[/quote] He'll probably die in traffic in the next few days when his dementia suddenly decrees that red and green have switched and his limo driver is too much of a pussy to call him on it. (I laugh, but I admit that I wish my owner got us into five Super Bowls. <i>I am orange with envy!!</i>) the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey![/quote] Al Fucking Davis: Why are you stopped? It's green you dumb shit. JUST WIN BABY! Limo Driver: Uh, okay boss. closes eyes and edges into the intersection [The front half of the limo is destroyed by a giant SUV careening into it. The limo driver is killed.] AFD (from the backseat, now exposed to the outside): I'LL GET YOU JOHN GRUDEN! drool Epilogue: AFD lives another 158 years as a semi-ambulatory vegetable. Even mentally retarded Raiders fans start to hate the team. THE END.[/quote]