Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote name="Colonel K"][quote name="Fullofkittens"] P.S. Gayest band ever: Dream Theater.[/quote] Never heard them - did they find a way to outfag bicycle rings <i>in the middle of a song</i>? [/quote] FoK is right, Dream Theatre is pretty goddamn gay. They are the Great London Fire of progressive rock. I mean, when Clancy Brown got done devouring nuns in that one scene in <i>Highlander</i> and then blasted 'Hammer to Fall' in his convertible you could at least kind of buy it. Sure, this hideously scarred evil demon from the deepest pit of Hell would rock out if that song happened to be playing on the FM. No prob. Dream Theatre, though -- not only did they trump the use of bicycle bells by using the soprano saxophone on one of their discs, but instead of telling you who came up with the music and lyrics for that album, they noted them as "images" and "words." I don't know if singer James LaBrie is still with them, but if not it's probably because that flaming homosexual couldn't survive for more than a few moments in the earth's atmosphere without immediately bursting into searing flame like some sort of phoenix rebirth, only this one wears nothing but silver and leather and has crinkly black hair down to his shoulders. Then again, Dream Theatre weren't the ones who unleashed 'Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy' on the world, so who knows for sure. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey![/quote]