Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies :: Re: You called it first. A winner is you.

[quote name="Lizard_King"][quote name="Mischief Maker"] -The audience erupted with general guffaws as Tom Cruise grabs his katana and prepares to fight with honor as... THE LAST SAMURAI!!! Will someone please tell him he's not an action star, long hair or no? [/quote] My fellow audience members had a moment of silent horror before the laughter began, almost as a defense mechanism. If "Last Flight of the Osiris" was the preview that almost made seeing "Dreamcatcher" worth going to (almost), then this last samurai shit was almost the preview that undid "the Matrix Reloaded" for good. Funny how these things work out. Someday I will open a movie theater which will give brief, text, still picture, non-spoiler previews ONLY of movies. Thus avoiding giving away the whole fucking movie for the good ones or destroying my brain with the bad ones...there must be a niche market for this. [/quote]