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[quote name="mrs. johnson"]Unreal Tournament: The very attractive next door neighbor you've been eyeing. When you finally get her in the sack, you realize that she's a man. Jedi Knight 2: You ask a girl out, she says yes. You date for three years, then she cheats on you and cuts off your cock while you sleep. Final Fantasy Anything: You wake up one morning and you masturbate. Twice. the mrs.[/quote]