Forum Overview :: Short Dumbledores :: Making fun of Brawl Hall (unf)

[quote name="Bill Dungsroman"]www.Brawl-Hall.com The Home Page Upon arrival at Brawl Hall (BH), one is greeted like one would be at any of these stupid flame sites, minus the extra WARNING ADULTS ONLY LEAVE PUSSY SUPERBAD FLAMERS ONLY page that one often has to click through to get to the actual home page. “Brawl Hall . com – The New Face of Internet Terrorism” they proudly proclaim. I guess the face is new, since these fruits change their home page logo every few months or so, so I’ll give them that. The logo at the time of this article is the aforementioned slogan, with a background of what appears to be a random red spray paint. Yes, nothing stills the heart in terror like a scribble of fucking spray paint. Especially since it appears that the terrorist painter in question sprayed an initial scribble, then a second one more or less over the first one, with two dots around the middle for reasons only those fully initiated in the dark rites of inducing terror would know. I sure don’t, beyond that it looks pretty fucking silly. I stopped being afraid of spray paint about the same time someone told me what it was. Oh but wait, a second Bonus Slogan is right below the main one, “Welcome to our vision of hell…Brawl Hall.” I can easily imagine hell to be a poorly-constructed nightmare full of shrieking barely-intelligible mutants, run by bitter self-absorbed clowns who are even worse than the denizens compelled to stay there. So again, BH gets a thumbs-up in the slogan-naming department. Kudos, BH. Next, however, is BH’s screed: The Brawl-Hall is an interactive insult community and serves as the home of the premier Flame and trolling community of the internet. So you think you're tuff enough to compete here? Well think again, junior. Flaming is a game of wit, intelligence, humor, strategy, and quick thinking. Anyone can throw an insult out there, but not everyone can do it with finesse or style. We at Brawl Hall extend a challenge for you to work that grey matter, to be creative, and to rise above the muck and mire of the common generic insult. Do this, and the rewards can be great! Otherwise prepare to eat scrapmetal like the hundreds of lackwits before you. I’ve always felt that people who are determined to be that gay should have to apply for a permit first. However, I like the term “interactive insult community.” Someone’s been paying attention at his corporate internet flame site retreats, that’s a great buzzphrase. “We’re not a flamer site, we’re an IIC.” Never mind that, am I the only one who wasn’t aware of how tougher the word tough becomes when it’s spelled tuff? Is that why Tuffskins were such durable children’s pants, because they weren’t merely Toughskins? Is that why laffs are funnier than laughs? Someone ask Jeff K. But I’m intrigued nonetheless. Just don’t make me eat scrapmetal, which sounds too much like scrap metal for me to want to end up eating it. Interestingly enough, BH has a small Resources section which explains common acronyms, BBCode usage, and how to make smile images. [/quote]